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S1 E18UnSEALed

[Gibbs is interrogating Commander Foley. Kate and Tony are watching in the observation room.]

You testified on his behalf at the trial. You certainly seemed to be sympathetic to his situation.

FFoley

Situation?

Coming home and finding his wife in the bedroom with another guy?

FFoley

Well, wouldn't that bother you?

Oh yeah. It bothered me a hell of a lot. Only I chose divorce over murder.

I didn't know that!

He's lying. Establishing rapport through shared communication.

You sure he's lying?

Of course I'm-- [pauses] Not.

I was coming home from a three-month float in the Med. Not six months in a war zone.

[...]

[There is a knock on the door and McGee enters interrogation room]

Uh sorry. Can I see you for a second, Boss?

[stunned] Oh, I can't believe I'm seeing what I'm seeing.

Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?

[smiles] I don't know Boss. Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?

[grins] Yeah.

S1 E19Dead Man Talking

[has his SIG-Sauer pointed at the head of Amanda Reed] His name was Special Agent Chris Pacci. And he was a friend.

Speaking of way beyond hinky...

Okay, Kate. I can take it.

What was it like, tonguing a guy?

[deep breath] I can't take it.

S1 E20Missing

Remember the good ol' days, Kate?

What good old days?

When Gibbs would confide in us and treat us like peers.

(incredulously) No.

Good. I thought it was just me.

Do we know how big his unit was?

We could ask him, but in my experience most men lie about that point.

What do you think Kate?

I think that you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

All I drank was Redbull!

How many?

(slight pause) Eighteen.

[Indistinct yelling.]

Thank god Tony is still alive.

[Gibbs gives her a questioning look.]

Who else you know who pisses people off like that?

[Tony is playing a computer game]

I thought you couldn't type.

I decided to improve myself.

Well, in that case, you might want to lose that shirt. It went out of style three years ago.

This from a girl who keeps a puka shell necklace in her purse.

My grandma gave me those. Wait, you looked in my purse?

Sorry, did I say that out loud?

Tony, you were so lucky you didn't have sisters growing up.

Why is that?

Because you never have reached puberty. Of course one could argue you still haven't reached it. Very professional.

It's my lunch break.

It's 9:30 in the morning.

I'm on Greenwich Mean Time.

Well, you're gonna be on unemployment if Gibbs catches you doing that.

[walks in] Catch him doing what, Kate? [Kate quickly switches his game off while Tony grabs a stack of papers and pretends to be busy]

Nothing. I was just giving Tony here some fashion advice.

On what?

Oh, he was just thinking about... getting both of his ears pierced. [Tony glares at her]

That right, DiNozzo?

I think Kate misunderstood, Boss. What I was really talking about was elongating the lobe, which is a surgery…

Hey, you wanna look like a gay pirate, that's your call. [Tony grimaces]

[mouths] Thanks.

[mouths] You're welcome. I thought you were going to an anti-terrorism conference today, Gibbs.

Change in plans. Marine gunnery sergeant didn't show up for duty this week.

Since when do we track down U.A. Marines?

Since he's one of a handful of people who knows how to arm small-yield nuclear weapons. His SRB. You have 45 minutes to memorize it. And Tony? If that game is still on your computer in the morning, I'll pierce your ears myself.

[Tony, Kate and Gibbs are stuck in a traffic jam]

Rush hour. A misnomer if you ask me.

[deadpan] I didn't.

It's not like anybody's rushing anywhere and it always takes more than an hour. They should call it--

Shut-up-and-sit-there-before-I-shoot-you hour.

I was thinking of something a little shorter.

[Tony slurps on his drink. Gibbs loses his patience and throws Tony's drink out the window.]

That's littering.

Fine me.

You two might want to cover your... [behind them a bomb explodes, sending Tony and Kate to the ground while Gibbs continues walking] ...ears.

Boss, is there a reason why you always take these back roads?!

'Cause you just hate us?

I hate traffic more!

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