[tosses keys to Tony] You're driving, Sex Machine.
“Conspiracy Theory” · Season 2, Episode 19
In this episode: Kate Todd (4), Tony DiNozzo (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Timothy McGee (3), Abby Sciuto (2)
[Tony emails Kate an old picture of her winning a wet t-shirt contest.]
Where did you get this?!
Wet T-shirt Wall Of Fame, Spring Break '94. Saw it when I was in Panama City last month.
Oh, my God...
Yeah, I was going to keep it to myself, but then you decided to tell everyone my pledge name!
You wouldn't dare!
Oh?
Make sure he didn't do any of that virus goat rope crap to my thing [gesturing to his computer after Fornell has been using it]
Goat rope?
Marine term, Probie.
It means half way between FUBAR and SNAFU.
Okay, uh, what's FUBAR?
KTKate/Tony
You are!
Correct as always, my silver-haired fox - I mean, Gibbs, sir, boss.
See this? [Holds up bandaged finger]
Yes.
I cut myself today installing a graphics card in my computer.
Okay. Do you want me to kiss it or something?
That would be really nice, but it's not my point.
So what's the plan? Good cop/bad cop?
More like bad cop/scary cop, McGee.
Which one is which?
You'll have to ask their ex-wives to find out.
[For the umpteenth time, Tony shows Kate the raunchy picture of her on his PDA.]
[smiles] You're wasting your time. Doesn't bother me anymore, Tony.
Probie, wanna see something hot?
[walking over] Sure!
[Kate seizes Tony's hand in a death grip, covering the PDA screen.]
[whispering] What's-it-gonna-cost-me?
I don't know... you still have that Catholic schoolgirl uniform?
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