We'll figure it out together, Jimmy.
Oh please, call me Jimmy
I just did.
“Pop Life” · Season 2, Episode 16
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (19), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (9), Abby Sciuto (6), Kate Todd (6), Ducky Mallard (5), Timothy McGee (2), Jimmy Palmer (1)
(walks in on Abby and Palmer super glued together) Palmer, what the hell are you doing?
You know, you didn't have to yell at him. Jimmy is terrified of you now.
He is? Cool.
The knife missed her vital organs so the wound, in and of itself, was not fatal.
She didn't bleed to death.
Exactly. Her body contained four liters of blood, so there was no exsanguination.
Ducky...
I'm sorry, it's such a lovely word, exsanguination, I can't help saying it. (laughs nervously as Gibbs just looks at him.) Moving on...
Twinkle Toes, Candy Pants, stay behind your mom here.
I knew this girl once. She squeaked. She made this little squeaking...
Tony! You want to tell Ducky that story?
He's heard it. We all have.
JJay
Who are you?
Same as Kate. Well not exactly.
(focusing on strippers behind) How's that?
Well it's art but we kinda need a shot of her face.
Boss, I don't know if you want to see this but you probably should...
(To Witness) Look, there is always something you remember about every woman, something you'll remember in twenty years time... something small and subtle... a piece of jewelry, a laugh... a smell.
Ugh, I feel like I've died and woke up in a Calvin Klein Ad.
(To Kate and Tony) We need to look a little deeper. There is clearly a latent sibling rivalry here, being expressed by your adolescent and sexually-charged bickering. It all stems from a desperate desire to please a father figure, and I think we all know who that is!
What has this got to do with my tuna fish sandwich?
We need a mediator Ducky or I'm going to have to go to Employee Relations.
Which would be tattling!
No, Employee Relations is not tattling!
It's the adult version of I'm telling mummy.
You're so juvenile!
Am not.
Are so!
Am not!
We need an unofficial mediator Ducky.
Well, did you try Gibbs?
Ugh...
Good point.
We thought of McGee.
But, we have no respect for him.
And then we thought of you!
I see, third on the short list. Well, at least I beat out Abby.
Well, we just came from there.
She turned us down.
Oh.
I didn't think you would notice!
Oh stealing food is okay if no one notices!
It wasn't stealing, it was sharing.
It was my lunch! I don't want to share my lunch!
See you just said it was sharing!
Excuse me. Show a little respect, this is a place of peace and dignity.
That was before Kate got here.
Suspect claims he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another.
That happens to girls, too. At night, some guy seems all dark and gnarly, and then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works at a bank.
I used to work at a bank.
Your tat is real and you don't disappoint me.
Little miss tighty pants here blows it out of proportion.
(to suspect) You went home with one woman and woke up with another.
I hate it when that happens...
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