“Lt. Jane Doe” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (4), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Kate Todd (2), Timothy McGee (1), Abby Sciuto (1), Ducky Mallard (1)
(Tony shows the Bartender a picture of the DB.)
Such a sweet countenance.
Sweet countenance?
Yeah, that radiant look on her face.
She doesn't look radiant, she's dead.
In that picture?
Yeah, she's dead.
She's dead?
She's dead. Why do ya think her eyes are closed.
I thought she was meditating.
Nothing says welcome to manhood as perfectly as a skillful lapdance.
Unlike the living, when the dead speak, they do not lie.
Some man raped and murdered her!? [looks at Tony who has been hitting on her]
It wasn't me!
Hey Boss. Got statements from Seamen Jennings and Wilkins. Can I cut them loose? They've been at sea a long time.
Know where to find them?
Motel at Virginia Beach. Girlfriends are waiting.
Yeah. [Tony signals to the Seamen to leave]
[to Kate] Haven't been with their women in 6 months, 3 weeks and 18 hours. [shudders] Longest I went was 11 days, 6 hours.
I can't believe you actually know these things.
It's a gift.
[Gibbs enters Abby's lab to find McGee lying on the floor fixing the wiring in Abby's computer]
Special Agent Goodwrench?
[Gibbs gets off the phone and notices Kate standing in front of his desk grinning]
Gas pain?
[smile fades away] What? No!
Well, then stop grinning and tell me what you got
When he found the first Jane Doe while jogging, Petty Officer Goetz was in port on a carrier, the Teddy Roosevelt.
[looks through his case files] Agent Dawes interrogated him a number of times, on The Big Stick and here.
The Big Stick?
Teddy Roosevelt. "Talk softly, carry a big stick."
[realizes] Big stick! Cute. [continues] Goetz stayed in the Navy, is a Chief and arrived in Norfolk in the same carrier as the seamen who found our Jane Doe. The "Honest Abe"?
Shall not perish.
What?
Lincoln is not the "Honest Abe". It's "Shall Not Perish".
[bemused] What kind of nickname is "Shall Not Perish"?
[resumes his work] Ask Chief Goetz when you pull him in for questioning.
Ok. [goes back to her desk]
The Emancipator!
[Gibbs looks up at McGee]
That would be a good name for the Abraham Lincoln. [Gibbs looks at him] Since he signed the Emancipation Proclamation.... [Gibbs continues staring him down until McGee realizes and stops talking.]
You touch that, McGee, you'll be singing soprano!
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