Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 9
[Sam and Joe call McCartin's bluff about permits. He sits down, thoughtfully.]
After you load with water… you leave. Tonight!
The sooner, the better!
The tighter the sweater! / The boys depend on us!
Yay!
[Gorgo is seen terrorizing a small Irish village.]
Poor Irish--if they aren't being invaded by Cromwell or infested by leprechauns they've got this guy!
[After breaking free of his nets Gorgo swings his tail at what looks like an elephant, which blows up.]
I didn't know elephants exploded on impact!
[Gorgo's mother Ogra begins rampaging through London.]
Maybe Mary Poppins flies in and kicks his ass?
That I'd pay to see.
[The Bots reminisce about the Dorkin's Circus scenes during the endless military vs. Gorgo battles.]
I wish they'd get back to Dorkin.
Yeah! There was a lot of Dorkin at the beginning of the movie. They should show that some more.
Sure! I mean, who wouldn't rather watch Dorkin than this stock footage?
Yeah. I-- I'd just really, really like to watch people dorkin'.
D'oh!
Hey! Tha-- that doesn't even work!
[lewdly] Oh, it works, Mike. Heh heh heh.
That's enough, you two. Enough Dorkin! I--
[Mike throws his hands up in exasperation.]
You know what I mean. Stop it.
[After the latest attack by the British military on Gorgo's mom proves ineffective.]
Pacifist or not, Gandhi's gotta be chuckling right now.
[Sean watches Gorgo and his mother leave the blazing ruins of London and head back to the ocean]
She's going back now--back to the sea.
...With the blood of many on her scales.
[The film starts with a message about the filming locations of London and Dublin.]
"London, England"... Yeah, which was paid for by exorbitant taxes on Rod Stewart and Pete Townshend.
(after the message fades) Wait, I just got three words into it!
[Over the title screen]
The Vice President's unimaginative campaign slogan.
McRoar! O'Growl!
[A sailor sends a message back to England by Morse code.]
Am in Ireland, send real food.
Put a guard on that thing, 24/7. And give him a rifle.
Don’t give the monster a rifle!
[On the SOL, Gypsy turned off the power for maintenance. The Bots have looted the SOL]
If it goes out again, I'm grabbing my blender.
[The film is credited as "A Tjardus Greidanus Film".]
I understand everything up to the word "A".
He comes from a long line of great anuses.
. . .
That's an anagram for "direct to video!"
[On the name Bharbara Egan.]
That's an illegal use of a silent consonant!
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