Most of us think that these people were really free...
JAJoel [as Narrator]
But they were just stupid!
S5I Accuse My Parents
[A tractor is clearing down trees for farming.]
CCrow
Aah! It's Killdozer! Clint Walker, no!
Here, thousands of acres of rainforest are cleared away. Who cares?
CACrow [as driver]
Stupid trees! God, I hate them.
Early tractor pulls, not that much fun. This is the freestyle competition.
CCrow
Don't see many of these trees anymore. Well, down it goes.
The sad thing is this guy doesn't even work for anybody. He's just doing this for kicks!
JCJoel, Crow, Servo
[singing to the Speed Racer theme]
Go, Speed Farmer!
Go, Speed Farmer!
Go, Speed Farmer, go!
. . .
There's something you don't see every day.
What's that?
A farmer with all his limbs!
[The gang is quacking along with the background music.]
Now "Duck News". Here's Hugh McQuackin.
[Cut to a single, long irrigation ditch in a grove.]
A complicated system of irrigation is used.
Oh, real complicated.
Here in the Rio Grande delta, Mexican citizens who cross the border on temporary work permits, help.
CCrow
They make it sound so nice!
. . .
[A young Mexican woman picks carrots under the merciless sun.]
JAJoel [as Narrator]
A preteen is put to work. Her beauty will soon fade.
The carrots are washed first.
CACrow [as Narrator]
They're made flavorless so people will buy steak!
Some carrots are frozen.
CCrow
Some carrots are humiliated publicly.
Here in southern Texas, they have an additional problem...
CCrow
Texans.
[Men spray ice into a large shipping container with a huge fire hose]
The vegetables are shipped in special, refrigerated containers.
CACrow [as Narrator]
Later, this device is used to beat back the workers.
[Towards the end of the short, which has mostly consisted just of shots of people farming...]
Wait a minute, has anybody seen a truck yet?
I Accuse My Parents (movie)
[During the opening PRC (Producers Releasing Corportation) logo...]
Penile Replacement Corporation pictures presents...
[As the title appears]
CCrow
The John Bradshaw story!
[During the title sequence]
[singing] They laughed when I Accused my Parents and I kill them... Let's see if they are laughing now...
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