Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5
[as the light on the desk starts flashing] Oh, ah hey, wonder what the Mads want?
Oh, mad scientists! Ah, you can have a lot of fun with mad scientists, until someone loses an eye!
[collapses after trying to hit the button with his face several times and knocking himself out]
I hope this is a rebuttal to Roger And Me.
[Nuveena comes out of a car carrying what looks like an umbrella in her hands.]
[singing] I can hardly wait for this dream to come tru-u-u-u-ue!
Oh, at least I got myself a good parking spot!
[Nuveena is suddenly seen in the showroom floor wearing an apron over her dress.]
Better get her into the kitchen quick!
Tater tots are burning!
Any more girls in there?
[Mike and Crow laughs like Beavis and Butthead]
[As the Kitchen of Tomorrow begins working on a cake...]
Just because it's futuristic doesn't mean it's practical.
[As the Mystery Man introduces the final car shown, the Firebird II, he deliberately shushes the audience to ensure that it is "secretly" a surprise reveal.]
Oh, this is what happens when you go to a car show with Michael Crawford.
[On the Firebird II]
The "Extention Of My Manhood" car!
Your deal with the devil is now complete.
. . .
Do you have it in red?
That's a six week delivery, ma'am.
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