I want a Corvette!
[singing] I don't give a tin sh...!
I thought you would!
That's why I entered your head!
[singing] I want a Pontiac, too!
Man, she's a high-maintanence date!
A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
Mystery Man
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
In 3 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Crow T. Robot (3), Mike Nelson (2)
I want a Corvette!
[singing] I don't give a tin sh...!
I thought you would!
That's why I entered your head!
[singing] I want a Pontiac, too!
Man, she's a high-maintanence date!
[singing] This Buick's a beaut!
[singing] I'll Try it!
She's going to roll it!
[Mike and Tom Servo gasp]
[Nuveena is suddenly seen in the showroom floor wearing an apron over her dress.]
Better get her into the kitchen quick!
Tater tots are burning!
Any more girls in there?
[Mike and Crow laughs like Beavis and Butthead]
Tom ServoKevin Murphy · 1,542 quotes
Mike NelsonMichael J. Nelson · 824 quotes
Joel RobinsonJoel Hodgson · 542 quotes
NNarrator224 quotes
JJonah171 quotes
GGypsy75 quotes
EEmily69 quotes
CFDr. Clayton Forrester57 quotes
PFPearl Forrester26 quotes
MMax22 quotes
KFKinga Forrester21 quotes
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