LLasky
You think this blood could buy us enough time to get down to that raft?
[chuckling] That's all we've got. Let's try it.
GGabrielle
Hey, you're not really gonna go into that water, are you?
[an explosion happens]
Oh, sorry! That was me! Left my Stouffer's lasagna in the oven too long.
Somebody call for a Stouffer's lasagna?
Well, if it's all the same to you, I'm gonna go over there, lay this thing across my torso, and pretend I suffered a bear attack. Goodbye.
[as Lasky jumps into piranha-infested waters to catch Paul on the raft, causing the piranhas to attack him]
My brother-in-law took down a 12-point buck last winter, so I made this blood sausage. Anybody want some?
[Jonah and the bots gag]
That's just gross! Come on.
Okay, suit yourself. I'll be over here.
[as piranhas attack Lasky]
CACrow [as a piranha]
At this point, I'm just stress-eating!
Kids, this is what happens if you fall in during the Jungle Cruise at Universal Studios.
Why hasn't David Blaine tried this?
S12Ator, the Fighting Eagle
[as the credit naming Miles O'Keeffe is listed]
Remind me again, how much Keeffe is in this movie?
IIndun
You will feel that you've stepped into eternity.
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