[Tee, Leonardo and Thena set off on horseback after a confusing scene of exposition.]
Well, this movie has lost me. It's lost me and it's trotting off without me.
S9Quest of the Delta Knights
[After Tee and Leonardo are recaptured by the forest Prince, a noisy, loony henchman drops out of the trees in belated pursuit.]
LHLoony Henchman
I'm com-iiiing!
MAMike [as The Prince]
Put a sock in it, Legolas!
TTee
When in doubt, rest.
CCrow
You are full of crap beyond your years, kid.
[Tee sets up an explosive device at the mouth of the Storehouse.]
Tee pities the fool who gets in his way.
[Vultare is reading what appears to be Archimedes' plans for his high-tech weapon.]
SAServo [as Vultare]
Enjoy much scientific pleasure with magnificent operation.
[After another attack by Vultare's thugs ends in failure.]
The Vikings in this movie don't vike very well.
S9The Pumaman
JJane
So, dinosaurs died out because they forgot how to love each other. Is that right?
In a wrong kind of way, yeah.
[Tony, now Puma Man, flies through London for the first time as Vadinho watches.]
Yeah, first thing he does is poop on my car!
CACrow [as Vadinho]
Look out for the-- oh, boy, right into the propellers.
They gave him the Captain Dork costume by mistake.
CCrow
[Singing to the Puma Man theme music] Pu-ma Man, he flies like a moron!
He has the project to rear project major cities.
A bird gets sucked into his engine and he goes down immediately.
CCrow
Yeah, they'll find his black box and hear "DAH! WHOA HO!"
Are criminals genetically drawn to construction sites?
[As he prepares to use his teleportation power, Tony tosses his cloak back in a rather flamboyant gesture.]
Prepare the Effeminate Mobile!
[As the Puma Man theme plays, Tony prepares to teleport to his friend Matthew while he's driving a fire truck.]
MAMike [as Gilbert Gottfried]
I'm in the fire truck for USA Up All Night.
CCrow
Soundtrack by my little brother's Casio.
SAServo [as Tony]
I keep dreaming of a little man in a tiny car.
[After Kobras has been pronouncing "Puma" the British way the entire movie, the Satellite of Love crew finally gets tired of it.]
You can not escape me, Pyu-ma Man!
CCrow
PU-ma Man!
Oh, is that right? Dee-onald?
You're just a small... insignificant... human being!
No, no, HOO-man being... oh, wait.
[Everyone sings along with the Puma Man theme while Vadinho and Puma Man fight Kobras' henchmen.]
Dick's Red Owl, selection and service...
Snyder Drug, we're busting up prices...
CCrow
When you want the flavor of bacon in a dip...
CCrow
[singing to the theme from The Greatest American Hero] Believe it or not, this movie's still on, it should have ended two hours ago...
[As Tony is nowhere to be seen, Vadinho beats the snot out of Kobras' henchmen.]
CCrow
So, basically, the hero is this guy. I think it's time we all face that fact.
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