[The children's family is discussing an exploration mission to space while eating dinner.]
The first cosmic exploration rocket will be launched from this base.
CCrow
...the dining room?
S8Prince of Space
[The TV shows an obvious toy spaceship while a voice blares through the set.]
SSpaceship
Attention, people of Earth! Attention, people of Earth! This is Krankor Exploration Force speaking!
CCrow
Crank whore?
SSpaceship
Do not be alarmed! Stand by for an important message! Stand by for an important message!
SAServo [as TV Advert. announcer]
Veterans cannot be turned down!
. . .
CACrow [as Mickey]
That's a toy I wouldn't mind having! I like it very much!
[After Phantom's announcement, the movie cuts to a newspaper printing press.]
CACrow [as Headline]
Krankor: Nothing to Worry About.
MAMike [as Headline]
Truman Capote Sent to Fight Krankor.
[Camera focuses on the alien ships 'periscope'.]
CACrow [as periscope]
I am the lemon zester of destruction!
CCrow
A rare Godzilla-free day.
[We hear a barking dog running past]
TATom [As dog, with Japanese accent]
Rufforu! Bow-a-wow!
[A police car drives past in the same direction]
After that dog!
[Krankor's henchmen blaze away at Prince of Space, who ducks out of the way despite having repeatedly claimed he's immune to their weapons.]
SAServo [as Prince of Space]
Your guns are useless, but scare the crap outta me anyway.
. . .
[The Prince of Space leaps and bounds daintily out of the way of the weapon fire.]
CACrow [as Prince of Space]
I have no powers, but I can skip reasonably well!
[Prince of Space's and the Krankorians' spaceships trade cheesy beam weapon effects.]
An exchange of deadly negative scratches!
[In an abandoned building, Phantom threatens some children to flush out the Prince.]
Listen! Show yourself! Otherwise, we're going to kill some di-- [movie skip] --ren!
"Kill some diffren"?
"Diffren"?
PPrince
I hear you! Come in here! I'm waiting for you! Leave the children alone!
CCrow
You hear that, Jerry Seinfeld?
[A Japanese Air Force pilot reports to his CO.]
CCO
Ah, Captain Manikata. Come in, please.
MAMike [as CO]
I understand you're stuffed with cheese.
[The Prince of Space's ship narrowly dodges an attack, obviously being held by wires.]
MAMike [as Prince of Space]
Swing me over there, trusty string!
[The chicken-men's spaceship, which looks rather chicken-ey itself, flies about, terrorizing the people in the street.]
CACrow [as Phantom]
Set whole fryers to stun!
The upper half of a Hopper painting.
SAServo [as Citizen]
Oh! A giant roast chicken!
CACrow [as Citizen]
It is brown on the outside, tender and juicy on the inside!
MAMike [as Citizen]
It is not fermented, pickled, or raw! Run!
SAServo [as Citizen]
Ohhhhh!
CACrow [as Phantom]
Potatoes or stuffing?!
[The Phantom witnesses Prince of Space invading his headquarters.]
What a fool!
SAServo [as Phantom]
He has defeated us numerous times, what makes him think he can do it again?
CCrow
[on the Prince of Space] His power apparently lies in his choosing incompetent enemies.
WWally
Mr. Tannen! Hey, Mr. Tannen!
MAMike [as Wally]
Get out of my wine!
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