Phantom quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[In an abandoned building, Phantom threatens some children to flush out the Prince.]

PPhantom

Listen! Show yourself! Otherwise, we're going to kill some di-- [movie skip] --ren!

Mike

"Kill some diffren"?

Servo

"Diffren"?

PPrince

I hear you! Come in here! I'm waiting for you! Leave the children alone!

CCrow

You hear that, Jerry Seinfeld?

S8 Prince of Space

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[The Phantom witnesses Prince of Space invading his headquarters.]

PPhantom

What a fool!

SAServo [as Phantom]

He has defeated us numerous times, what makes him think he can do it again?

S8 Prince of Space

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PPhantom

Now, gentlemen, your time has come. Prepare to leave Krankor.

CDr. Cummings

What's that?

PPhantom

Prepare to leave. Each of you will enter a space capsule.

CDr. Cummings

What!?

Servo

For cryin' out loud... EACH! OF! YOU! WILL! ENTER! A! SPACE! CAPSULE!!

S8 Prince of Space

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[Speaking of the monster which guards Krankor:]

PPhantom

Quite right, my dear Macken. A monster which I created. He obeys my slightest command.

CACrow [as Phantom]

Like, "Wander around aimlessly and gain weight."

S8 Prince of Space

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[Prince of Space has survived a thermal trap.]

PSPrince of Space

Enough of this! When will you ever learn your guns won't work on me?

PPhantom

Shoot him!

MAMike [as henchman]

Brilliant new plan, sir!

S8 Prince of Space

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