[introduced as he's rehearsing to a acting lessons vinyl] Look, Kate, I am a gentleman.
That I'll try.
[disgusted] Oh, great; another oily unlikable character!
I swear I'll cut you if you strike me again!
So you may lose your arm. If you strike me, you are no gentleman.
It's Ms. Hathaway!
And if no gentleman, why then no arm?
A herald, Kate! Oh, put me in thy books!
Ha-ha, what is your crest? [loops] A coxcomb? A coxcomb?
[alongside the loop] A Henry Miller.
[as Mapes shuts off the record] Oh wait a minute; it's a little late for acting lessons. They started filming already.
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