Scenes with Danny 4
Come on, God, why, why, why?! [groans]
This is-this is a madhouse, a madhouse! [groans]
Ugh, I never knew mountain time was so slow.
LDLt. Danny Wilson
Stay with me, baby.
Come on, "stay with me, baby", is that all you can say?! [sobbing]
Kill them all, kill them, please, kill them! [sobbing]
Come on, hey you guys, calm down. Hey, it's only a movie, we can handle it. Okay? [pause] WHO ARE YOU? WHERE ARE WE? CAN WE GET A FRAME OF REFERENCE OR SOMETHING?!?!? PLEASE!!!
[Well-off but naive runaway Danny latches onto professional hobo Bix Dugan. They stroll through a small town.]
DDanny
I'm hungry! Let's get something to eat.
SAServo [as Bix]
You're catchin' on, kid. That was very insightful of you.
[The two enter a diner.]
JAJoel [as Danny]
We're hungry, but I thought of it! Ya know-- d'ya think that could be my new job, Bix -- decidin' when ta eat?
CACrow [as Bix]
Shut up, Danny.
[Government official Wilson discusses Texas Ranger Geronimo's mission to extradite murderer Palmero to Italy.]
WWilson
Ah, you see, Mr. Palermo's been a major source of embarrassment to the Italian Government.
MAMike [as Wilson]
That's hard to do!
DDanny
[holding a tray of android eyeballs] Holy McKee! I thought I was giving her the eye!
[sigh] You know, when a beautiful woman of the future really comes on strong and then hands you a tray of eyeballs harvested from her former lovers, maybe you should just stay friends, Danny.
Yeah, Danny. You really think she needed help moving a tray of eyeballs three feet? These are warning signs, man! Wake up!
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