[A quick shot of a rocket on a launch pad.]
CCrow
Oh, look! A V-2!
Aw, I could've had a V8!
“Lost Continent” · Season 2
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (4), Tom Servo (2), Joel Robinson (2), Danny (1)
[As the American military and science team heads for the mountain on which a radioactive rocket landed, their native guide turns to flee.]
NNolan
Aren't you coming with us?
NGNative Girl
[nervously] Nooo!
CACrow [as Native Girl]
Me no got lead sarong.
NGNative Girl
Sacred mountain taboo! No one ever come back from home of god!
JAJoel [as Native Girl]
Besides, you guys not see woman in long time.
[During the film's interminable rock-climbing sequence]
CCrow
Must...try...hard...to...pad...out...the...film!
CCrow
Come on, God, why, why, why?! [groans]
This is-this is a madhouse, a madhouse! [groans]
Ugh, I never knew mountain time was so slow.
Please.
LDLt. Danny Wilson
Stay with me, baby.
CCrow
Come on, "stay with me, baby", is that all you can say?! [sobbing]
Kill them all, kill them, please, kill them! [sobbing]
Come on, hey you guys, calm down. Hey, it's only a movie, we can handle it. Okay? [pause] WHO ARE YOU? WHERE ARE WE? CAN WE GET A FRAME OF REFERENCE OR SOMETHING?!?!? PLEASE!!!
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