Bix quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[Well-off but naive runaway Danny latches onto professional hobo Bix Dugan. They stroll through a small town.]

I'm hungry! Let's get something to eat.

BBix

That's a good idea.

SAServo [as Bix]

You're catchin' on, kid. That was very insightful of you.

[The two enter a diner.]

JAJoel [as Danny]

We're hungry, but I thought of it! Ya know-- d'ya think that could be my new job, Bix -- decidin' when ta eat?

CACrow [as Bix]

Shut up, Danny.

JAJoel [as Danny]

Oh.

[Carrie's delivery man/stalker Jesse is unnerving her at the diner, and Bix decides to confront him]

JJesse

I want the girl (Carrie).

BBix

I told you, she's busy.

[as Jesse] Well, can you put on a dress and say "May I help you?"

[Bix tries to convince a mob led by the distraught father of Carrie that he didn't actually kill the girl]

BBix

I wouldn't hurt her; I loved her!

CSCarrie's Father

You loved her?! [throws a punch to Bix's jaw]

[as Carrie's Father] That's great!

CSCarrie's Father

She tied you down; that's what you said- I heard you myself!

[sarcastically] Carrie's dad really shines in a crisis.

Bix quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000