Antinea quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

You're right; it won't happen again.

Servo

[as Antinea] Because you're fired!

[as a pit of acid opens in the floor] Not the commode!

Joel

I knew it; death by chocolate.

[begging] No; don't kill me!

Servo

[as soldier] Don't make me take a bath!

Joel

[as the soldier is forced into the pit] You can't do that; I have tubes in my ears! You're gonna get in trouble so bad! Whoa!

It'll kill him, but it'll do wonders for his arthritis.

Servo

[as soldier; in the pit gurgling] Is it too late to request a last meal? [the soldier is soon reduced to corroded skeletal remains]

Another Jenny Craig success story.

On the day a daughter of mine would outlive me, it is written that the sacred texts the Kingdom of Atlantis will be destroyed.

Mother, you can't mean-

You must die.

Boy, she's really strict.

No... I don't want to die.

Servo

[mock crying] I want to live! I want to live and laugh and love in life and live!

Joel

[as Antinea] You stop or I'll give you something to cry about.

Take her away.

Servo

[as Antinea] And if you don't die willingly, I'm going to ground you, young lady!

[pleading to a statue of their god Uranus] You must protect me, mighty Uranus!

Joel

[as Uranus] Bite me; I'm a statue.