Patricia quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

My name is Dr. Foster.

I'm Patricia Hunter.

Joel

I'm Joel.

Servo

I'm Servo.

I'm Crow!

I'm a news reporter.

Servo

I'm a robot.

Joel

I'm a human being.

[to Dr. Foster] So that's what you call [them being] eccentric. I have another name for it.

[as Patricia] I call it bitchy.

Oh Ralph, what is it?!

[yelling] It's an iguana, now shut up!

A preliminary biological study made of the air on Nova show the indications of microscopic life not unlike that found on Earth. However, approximately 40% of the bacteria...

Was superimposed.

...was completely unfamiliar.

Tests for radiation gave a reading of approximately 10% above normal background count...

Joel, I'm tripping!

Joel

No, it's just a photo-processed...

...less than a tolerable percentage.

Temperature...

Expletive deleted. 18 minutes was deleted from this tape. I am not a crook.

Although our preliminary tests are in no way conclusive...

Or any good at all...

...it does substantiate however that human and animal life as we know it on Earth can exist in the atmosphere and environment of Planet Nova.

Joel

The end.

Aw, they taped over the Beatles Berlin tapes.