Dr. Ralph Martin quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

A preliminary biological study made of the air on Nova show the indications of microscopic life not unlike that found on Earth. However, approximately 40% of the bacteria...

Was superimposed.

...was completely unfamiliar.

Tests for radiation gave a reading of approximately 10% above normal background count...

Joel, I'm tripping!

Joel

No, it's just a photo-processed...

...less than a tolerable percentage.

Temperature...

Expletive deleted. 18 minutes was deleted from this tape. I am not a crook.

Although our preliminary tests are in no way conclusive...

Or any good at all...

...it does substantiate however that human and animal life as we know it on Earth can exist in the atmosphere and environment of Planet Nova.

Joel

The end.

Aw, they taped over the Beatles Berlin tapes.

Uh, we did the right thing, didn't we? They'd never surrender. It was right for us to blow them up.

Thanks for annihilating everything I know!

Servo

You know, they're only two miles from the blast, aren't they gonna get vaporized?

Hope so. Well it's an atomic bomb-lite actually. One third as destructive as our other bomb.

Servo

Ohhhh... Well, score one for Earth.

Well, we've done it.

Not a word of this gets out to the people of Earth, alright?

We sure have done it. We brought civilization to planet Nova.

Ha! Was that irony? This late in the film.

Let's go home.

Joel

Yeah, let's go home and grow some three-headed kids.

Hey, there's a certain glow about June. It's... never mind.

Servo

And so, with peace in their hearts and fiery death in the sky, they went home.

So say something!

"Something!"

"Something."

D'oh! ...Got riffback on that one.