[as one character is shown wandering around in a fancy outfit]
Joel, why don't you wear nice things like that?
Well, I got shot into space; there wasn't any time to pack.
Oh.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1
“The Corpse Vanishes (movie)” · Season 1
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (4), Joel Robinson (3), Patricia (2), Tom Servo (1)
[as one character is shown wandering around in a fancy outfit]
Joel, why don't you wear nice things like that?
Well, I got shot into space; there wasn't any time to pack.
Oh.
[Dr. Foster and Patricia Hunter introduce themselves to each other on the ride over to Lorenz's castle]
My name is Dr. Foster.
I'm Patricia Hunter.
I'm Joel.
I'm Servo.
I'm Crow!
I'm a news reporter.
I'm a robot.
I'm a human being.
[Mrs. Lorenz angrily slaps Patricia in the face for her arriving for an interview]
[to Dr. Foster] So that's what you call [them being] eccentric. I have another name for it.
[as Patricia] I call it bitchy.
[as he assists in defending Patricia's testimony to her boss about Dr. Lorenz] The glands in our body help determine the condition of our teeth, the texture of our hair...
[as Dr. Foster] The cut of our jib.
Learning is fun!
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