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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

“The Corpse Vanishes (movie)” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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“The Corpse Vanishes (movie)” · Season 1

In this episode: Crow T. Robot (4), Joel Robinson (3), Patricia (2), Tom Servo (1)

[as one character is shown wandering around in a fancy outfit]

Joel, why don't you wear nice things like that?

Well, I got shot into space; there wasn't any time to pack.

Oh.

[Dr. Foster and Patricia Hunter introduce themselves to each other on the ride over to Lorenz's castle]

FDr. Foster

My name is Dr. Foster.

I'm Patricia Hunter.

I'm Joel.

I'm Servo.

I'm Crow!

I'm a news reporter.

I'm a robot.

I'm a human being.

[Mrs. Lorenz angrily slaps Patricia in the face for her arriving for an interview]

[to Dr. Foster] So that's what you call [them being] eccentric. I have another name for it.

[as Patricia] I call it bitchy.

FDr. Foster

[as he assists in defending Patricia's testimony to her boss about Dr. Lorenz] The glands in our body help determine the condition of our teeth, the texture of our hair...

[as Dr. Foster] The cut of our jib.

Learning is fun!

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