A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
In 12 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (8), Crow T. Robot (7), Mike Nelson (3)
[A car approaches a railroad crossing sign at night, adorned with the typical "RR" symbol.]
[growling] Rrrrr.
. . .
If you haven't seen the signs...
Boy, you haven't lived.
...then this train might come as a surprise to you.
The Sooooooooooooul Train!
Thank you very much, Clarissa...
Every day, these are your signs of life, whose purpose is to keep you alive.
Even though you don't deserve it.
They figure rules are for the other guy, not for good drivers like themselves.
They're communists!
[Close-up of woman driving, having difficulty with a map]
Here's another problem on the roads that we officers face all too often...
Women drivers! [everyone chuckles condecsendingly]
People who have survived a train crash usually say...
AAAAAH!
[Mike and Crow look at Servo strangely.]
That's what they say.
So, if the next car I stop happens to be yours...
Save a place for me at your dinner table!
...DON'T tell me that you were speeding a little, only BREAKING the law a little...
...uh-oh...
...only doing something a little bit wrong, save THAT for somebody else, brother!
OH, MY GOD, HE'S SNAPPED!
Because I've seen too many "litte bit" follies...
He's a bad cop on the loose!
...and they end up a little bit DEAD!
Now I'm gonna grab me a little bit of lunch!
Radar Secret Service (movie)
I suppose I should have gone in for a few minutes...
[The picture suddenly loses focus and moves up and down for a second]
...but I just couldn't do it.
Because of the tear in the sprocket holes.
I could say goodbye from here.
GOODBYE!
Frank's girl Betty Hutkins was waiting for him, of course. Everyone knew they'd be getting married before too long.
When will we be getting married?
Before too long.
Whenever there's a hazard on the road, there's usually a sign to tell you about it. Like a curve warning or a "Right Of Way" sign, "Narrow Bridge", "Signals Ahead", "Do Not Enter", "No Passing", and many others.
"All Nude Girls".
"Whites Only".
...the entering car that fails to yield the right of way.
[An ominous black car skids into the street, nearly hitting a car that's forced to move into another lane]
The paid assassin cruising through town.
And yet, many people who have lived through a crossing accident will say--
AAAAAH!
[Mike and Crow look at Servo strangely.]
That's what they say.
Tom ServoKevin Murphy · 1,542 quotes
Mike NelsonMichael J. Nelson · 824 quotes
Joel RobinsonJoel Hodgson · 542 quotes
NNarrator224 quotes
JJonah171 quotes
GGypsy75 quotes
EEmily69 quotes
CFDr. Clayton Forrester57 quotes
PFPearl Forrester26 quotes
MMax22 quotes
KFKinga Forrester21 quotes
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes