“Whenever there's a hazard on the road, there's...” – Patrolman, Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

PPatrolman

Whenever there's a hazard on the road, there's usually a sign to tell you about it. Like a curve warning or a "Right Of Way" sign, "Narrow Bridge", "Signals Ahead", "Do Not Enter", "No Passing", and many others.

CCrow

"All Nude Girls".

Servo

"Whites Only".

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