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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Patrolman and Crow [as Patrolman] in “Last Clear Chance (short)”

PPatrolman

I suppose I should have gone in for a few minutes...

[The picture suddenly loses focus and moves up and down for a second]

PPatrolman

...but I just couldn't do it.

CACrow [as Patrolman]

Because of the tear in the sprocket holes.

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