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8th most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 69 of its 3,167 quotesTom Servo (48), Crow T. Robot (44), Narrator (21)
Scenes with Emily 62
Every television show begins with a title. Often, it's a card on an easel.
E Emily
Whoa! Don't give away all the secrets!
... in the studio well before airtime, and each area is set up for the camera so that the program can proceed smoothly.
SA Servo [as the Narrator]
[during a shot of five cards on screen] They are beige to show off on your glorious color TV.
... in this table of grain samples, since our Better Breakfast story begins with cereal grains.
CA Crow [as Narrator]
And ends with malt liquor.
Today's wide variety of ready to eat and hot breakfast cereals is made from these great grains.
E Emily
I mean, they're fine...
Which is better on the cob.
E Emily
Worthless without Hall.
And wheat, or combinations of them.
Call me when you got sorghum.
The United States Department of Agriculture says cereal breakfast products are an important food use of the grains we grow.
EA Emily [as Narrator]
And it's not a conflict of interest at all.
There are many different kinds of wheat...
Corn wheat, barley wheat, rice wheat...
And it is raised in a wide area.
E Emily
Eat too much wheat, and you'll have a wide area.
[as Johnny helps unload a truck]
EA Emily [as Johnny]
Dad, how is this going to help us find my sister?
[as a butcher pushes hanging meat into a refrigerated room]
EA Emily [as Johnny]
Dad, is this legal?
SA Servo [as the manager]
Come on in, Johnny. I'd like you to meet my good friend, David Lynch.
In this room, packages of meat are made ready for selling. Since food must be kept very clean, the packages are carefully wrapped and labeled. They're covered with cellophane, and then sealed with a hot iron.
EA Emily [as the Narrator]
And a fresh slice of provolone.
You know, this is how Coldstone Creamery got started. They just reversed the process.
Each package is weighed, and the weight and price are marked on the label.
[as a butcher writes on a label] "Help, I'm being held captive in Mayfair Market."
This work is all performed by silent robots.
E Emily
Hmmm, must be nice.
Johnny and his mother have completed and paid for their shopping. Today, Johnny's learned that a great many things go on behind the scenes at a supermarket.
Guys, I cannot wait for the next installment where they get bought out by a Trader Joe's.
E Emily
Ooooh... pumpkin spice.
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