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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 9

Mike [as Troy] in “The Final Sacrifice”

[Troy is tied up and Rowsder gives him a knife to cut the rope]

MAMike [as Troy]

I dropped it.

MAMike [as Troy]

Which is the sharp side?

MAMike [as Troy]

Um, I cut both my wrists.

MAMike [as Troy]

Uh, I somehow swallowed the knife.

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