Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[During the final confrontation Troy picks up a rifle and shoots Satoris in the back, who slowly turns to face him.]

[The film's title is shown.]

Servo

The story of Aleister Crappie!

[Shot of skinny woman in bikini on raft]

Servo

See the Human Lady!

[Jenni goes to Marian's room, grabs a skull she found in the chifforobe, and flings it out the window.]

Servo

Alas, poor Yorick! She threw him well!

[The face on Marian's tombstone briefly appears to morph into a skull as Eric looks at it.]

[As Jenni runs from Marian's ghost, the soundtrack has a soprano singing an erratic sequence of creepy notes.]

Servo

Kiri Te Kanawa is drunk again!

[Tee stops Baydool just as a hammer falls from a roof in front of them.]

[Tee, Leonardo and Thena set off on horseback after a confusing scene of exposition.]

Servo

Well, this movie has lost me. It's lost me and it's trotting off without me.

[Tee sets up an explosive device at the mouth of the Storehouse.]

Servo

Tee pities the fool who gets in his way.

[Vultare is reading what appears to be Archimedes' plans for his high-tech weapon.]

[After another attack by Vultare's thugs ends in failure.]

Tom

The Vikings in this movie don't vike very well.

[As he prepares to use his teleportation power, Tony tosses his cloak back in a rather flamboyant gesture.]

Servo

Prepare the Effeminate Mobile!

[The title card swoops into view.]

[In the dark sky, a single star flares brightly before going dim again]