Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Tom

Uh, meanwhile later yesterday afternoon, I guess ... .

Servo

So, how many hours have rotary phones added to movies over the years?

Servo

You know, Kubrick saw this scene and said "We found our Heywood Floyd!"

Servo

Am I a mod or a rocker?

Tom Servo

[as Hugo in Vorelli's body] I'm sweaty because I was choking a puppet. Ah, no no, wait!

Tom Servo

[as the film ends] Hugo the Dummy was arraigned in Superior Court, County of Los Angeles; in a moment, the results of that trial.

Oh, let's call our friends the Koreans! Oh, oh no--the Russians! Well, no. The Chinese! Oh, well, I guess not.

Servo

Space Chief's off having a couple Sapporos with Jet Jaguar and Prince of Space.

Oh, no, you kids again? Is there anyone else on this planet?

Did you sign Sherry's card?

But what of the little children and their toys?

Servo

Toro! Toro! These cars are made by Toro!

Servo

Why is he so impossible to hit? Why do they keep missing the slow, giant, white thing?

Servo

Ha ha, good, good, back to the rusting septic system of this FUTURISTIC SPACE SHIP!

Servo

They married and had a healthy eight-and-a-half-pound pork roast.