Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[MacPhearson lays in a drainage tunnel, into which flammable gas is pouring. Ryder shoots the gas, causing it to ignite and burn MacPhearson alive.]

Servo

And our brave hero roasts the disabled man!

[Nick boots up his computer]

[Lisa arrives at the airstrip, wearing two kinds of plaid]

Servo

Two kinds of plaid? Boy, I'm a naked robot, Mike, and even I know that's a fashion no-no.

[The alarm makes a beeping noise similar to a large vehicle in reverse]

Servo

Great, now the garbage truck's backing up!

[Nick and Lisa are shown together in the new, dystopian future]

Servo

I hope they end up together... at the bottom of a well torn apart by animals!!

[As a static shot of a tree goes on for quite a while]

Servo

Did the tree contribute money to the film? Why are they showing this?

[Credits display: Mathew Bruch as Nick Miller]

Servo

We serve a delicious bruch every Suh-day.

[New York City PBS affiliate WNET is credited]

Servo

That's the New York Public TV station! What, did Pearl accidentally send us "MacNeil-Lehrer Report"?

[Title card is shown]

Servo

[with monotone sarcasm] Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. That is funny.

[At Nirvana Village, workers pass by Fingal with "doppling" people on a tray.]

Servo

Oh, look. Must be a Jack-In-The-Box in the food court.

[A medico and teacher stop restless little Desirée from playing with Fingal's exposed brain, while Marco looks for more mischief.]

Servo

Is it "Children of the Damned Day" at the brain institute here?

[An overhead shot of workers running around Nirvana Village trying to intercept a unauthorized communication.]

[Fingal and Apollonia go into yet another lip-lock in this PBS TV movie.]

Servo

Oh, and I guess "PBS" means "Public Boinking System", huh?