[splat]
Queen Chrysalis[laughing evilly] One little pony all by herself. [joints cracking] Oh, how will I ever prevent this daring rescue?
[changelings screech]
A character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Played by Kathleen Barr
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic · 808 quotes
In 16 of the 808 quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Most scenes with: Mean Twilight Sparkle (7), Cozy Glow (6), Mean Applejack (5)
[splat]
Queen Chrysalis[laughing evilly] One little pony all by herself. [joints cracking] Oh, how will I ever prevent this daring rescue?
[changelings screech]
Queen ChrysalisYes, I know! We have been planning this for quite some time. [laughing evilly] Oh, thank you, Applejack. My spell can create a copy of anypony I desire. All I need is an image and a piece of the pony. [sniffs] Oh, and this. [magic zap] Why copies, Rarity? Because Princess Twilight and her friends controll the Elements of Harmony, the most powerful weapon in all of Equestria. [magic zap] Which means you - will - be - able - to - use - them - too! [magic zap] And serve me! [magic zap] Together, we will destroy Twilight Sparkle and her meddlesome friends! [magic zap] Of course I haven't forgotten Starlight Glimmer! She stole my hive. Turned my subjects against me! So I'll take her friends away while she watches! And then, I'll destroy her! [maniacal laughter and magic zap] With the Elements under my control, I'll build a new hive of Earth ponies, unicorns and Pegasi, and I will rule as Queen once again!
I-I don't understand. How can there be two of 'em?
She's a changeling! She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off your love for them!
["Cadance" disposes her disguise and transforms into Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings.]
Queen Chrysalis[laughing] Right you are, Princess. And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of!
They'll never get the chance! Shining Armor's protection spell will keep them from ever even reaching us!
Queen Chrysalis[chuckling] Oh, I doubt that. Isn't that right, dear?
Mm-hmm.
Queen ChrysalisAh, ah, ah. Don't want to go back to the caves now, do you? Ever since I took your place, I've been feeding off Shining Armor's love for you. Every moment he grows weaker and so does his spell. Even now, my minions are chipping away at it.
[laughing]
Queen Chrysalis[laughing] He may not be my husband, but he is under my total control now.
[both gasps]
Queen ChrysalisAnd, I'm sorry to say, unable to perform his duties as captain of the Royal Guard.
Not my Shining Armor!
Queen ChrysalisSoon, my changeling army will break through. First, we take Canterlot. And then, all of Equestria!
No. You won't. You may have made it impossible for Shining Armor to perform his spell, but now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self, I can protect my subjects from you!
Queen Chrysalis[grunting]
[Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis engage in a beam battle. Queen Chrysalis ends up winning and Princess Celestia lands on the floor, her horn burnt and her crown loose. The wedding audience gasps in horror.]
Princess Celestia!
[Twilight runs to her. Her friends follow her.]
Queen ChrysalisAh! Shining Armor's love for you is even stronger than I thought! Consuming it has made me even more powerful than Celestia!
The Elements of Harmony. You must get to them, and use their power to defeat the queen.
Rarity!
Queen Chrysalis[laughing] You can run, but you can't hide!
You won't get away with this! Twilight and her friends will--
[At that moment, the doors to the wedding hall open, revealing that the changelings captured The Mane Six; two of them holding Rainbow Dash by the front hooves, the others are walking.]
Queen ChrysalisYou were saying? You do realized the reception's been cancelled, don't you? Go! Feed!
Queen Chrysalis[laughing] It's funny, really. Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. [Twilight slaps her hoof from her chin] Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct! [laughing]
Sorry, Twi. We should've listened to you.
It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.
Queen ChrysalisHmm, I did, didn't I?
[She goes over to a window]
This day has been just perfect
The kind of day which I dreamed since I was small
Everpony I'll soon control
Every stallion, mare, and foal
Who says a girl can't really have it all? [evil laugh]
Quick! Go to him while you still have the chance!
[magic electric sounds]
Wha-where... Huh? Is-is the wedding over?
Queen ChrysalisIt's all over!
Your spell! Perform your spell!
Queen Chrysalis[evil laughing] What good would that do? My changelings already roam free.
No! [magic zaps] My power is useless now. I don't have the strength to repel them.
My love will give you strength.
Queen Chrysalis[chuckling] What a lovely but absolutely ridiculous sentiment.
[magic twinkling and surging]
Queen ChrysalisNooooo!
[screaming]
[After the Changelings have been driven out of Canterlot, decoy Celestia fall out of the cacoon as Twilight rushes over to help her but relized it was a decoy .]
Don't worry about me. I'm fine. You have a real wedding to put together.
[Twilight smiles warmly.]
I'll help you set up your—
Princess Twilight, thanks so much for this!
Queen ChrysalisListen to your queen! We must retrieve the Elements of Harmony!
[The Mean Six are mirror opposites of the Mane Six]
Hunting down some lame Elements? This is the worst day ever! [depressing anger]
[kicks dirt into Mean Pinkie's eyes] No. Now it's the worst day ever! [laughing cruelly]
Those Elements are mine! Along with this rock! Oh, and that twig! [proceeds to hoard every worthless item]
I got all kinds o' Elements right here under my hat. I'll let you see them for five bits. [unconvincing liar]
[scoffs] Losers. [lazing in the canopy]
Why didn't you just attack them? [arrogant and spiteful]
Queen ChrysalisExcuse me?
You were close enough to pull hairs from their manes. Why not just take your revenge then?
Queen ChrysalisThey've defeated my army. I know better than to strike alone. I need—
Friends?
Queen ChrysalisServants! And the power of the Elements!
Right. So where are these Elements of Harmony?
Queen ChrysalisThe location of the most powerful weapon in Equestria isn't something made known to just anypony. I learned they were hidden somewhere in this forest.
Yeah, well, it is a big forest.
Queen Chrysalis[growling]
The party password is "rutabaga".
Queen Chrysalis[eye twitches]
Queen ChrysalisGrub-sitting you six is nothing like controlling my hive! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just destroy you all and start over!
Because I know where the Elements of Harmony are. You need me. (So I can overpower you.)
Ugh! What's this garbage?
Badger installation art! Ya see--
Queen ChrysalisJust! Retrieve! The Elements!
[The Mean 6 proceed to destroy the Mane Six's campsite]
[laughing cruelly]
Mine! Mine! Mine! [crazed laughter]
Once we get the power of the Elements, no creature, not even her Majesty, can tell us what to do. Just follow my lead. Got it?
[laughing evilly]
[They head for the tree of Harmony as Chrysalis is suspicious]
Ooh! That one's mine! [crazed laughter]
[The Element of Generosity reacts to Mean Rarity's presence by turning black momentarily and letting out an alarming noise; she launches toward it before Mean Fluttershy tackles her down]
Oops. I'd say sorry, but I'm not!
Stop it, fools! [The Element of Kindness also turns black] We need the Elements to take out Chrysalis! [gasps]
Queen ChrysalisHow dare you! I created you!
[Chrysalis and Mean Twilight face off as the other clones attack the tree; as Mean Applejack kicks it, the Element of Honesty turns black; Laughter does likewise in response to Mean Pinkie Pie hitting it.]
[laughing]
[Mean Rainbow Dash just sits down to nap, and Loyalty glows black as well. Mean Twilight has almost gotten the upper hand before the Element of Magic turns black and releases black energy to the rest of the elements, and the Tree defends itself by releasing wisps of white light from the Elements that grab the clones and hold them high, slowly draining the spell that gave them life right out of them.]
[groaning, gasps and she is being destroyed by the Tree of Harmony] Imbeciles! You ruined everythiiiiiiiing!
[The Tree of Harmony flashes white; when it clears, all that remains of the clones are color-coded clumps of the wood from when they were formed. Chrysalis realizes her plan is ruined and admits defeat...]
Queen ChrysalisServants always fail you in the end! Just wait, Starlight. I will have my revenge!
Grogar is ancient and extremely powerful. The land that would become Equestria was a mere collection of farms and pastures, until he declared himself emperor of all he saw. I remember hearing tales of his tyranny when I was young.
I have also heard of the first emperor of Equestria, the "Father of Monsters".
I gave life to the foulest of creatures and allowed them to run wild, taking what they wanted and destroying the rest. My reign was a glorious, fear-soaked epoch of darkness in Equestria...
Queen ChrysalisHa! Until Gusty the Great rose up and banished you.
That fool thought taking my bell would defeat me, but she only weakened me temporarily.
Um, Tirek is really old. [to Tirek] No offense, you look great. [back to Grogar] But if he knew about you when he was young, we have super different ideas about what "temporarily" means.
SILENCE!! [Genral pershing and gaunson and the lone vanguard appear out of the portal]
,,,,,,,,, landkreuzer: fools. I will show them how strong I am. Panzers forwards.
Now I'll say something nice about centaurs; Tirek, you say something nice about changelings; and Chrysalis, you say something nice about ponies.
Queen ChrysalisNEVER!
You know, it really was super-easy to get all those earth ponies and pegasi and unicorns to turn on each other.
Queen ChrysalisIt was, wasn’t it? Now that is something to think about...
[Episode ends]
Queen ChrysalisYou think your pathetic shield can stop us? [laughs] The Pillars have been defeated. Your school is abandoned. Face it, Twilight; you've lost.
You can attack us, and we may fall, but Equestria will still stand, united in friendship. And we won't stop until we defeat you, no matter how many ponies you take down!
[The villains just laugh.]
Didn't you all notice something was wrong in Equestria? We've been busy.
Queen ChrysalisA whisper here, a rumor there...
Destroy some crops, cause some damage...
Turn pony against pony...
Queen ChrysalisUntil your whole kingdom is on edge, waiting for just one tiny thing to push them over the brink!
There's no backup friends or rainbow magic to save you now!
Golly, I think it's time for some redecorating!
[They proceed to destroy the throne room]
Queen ChrysalisYou know what’s stronger than friendship, Twilight? Fear!
[levitates Twilight up to him] Because when you have to protect yourself, you don’t have time for anypony else!
Too bad you never taught that in school.
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