Chancellor Neighsay quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Chancellor Neighsay

The Equestria Educational Association has taken an interest in institutions that teach friendship in a pony-first environment. Surely you didn't think your school has a monopoly on the concept?

Chancellor Neighsay

From now on, this school is pony-only! As nature intended.

Twilight Sparkle

My school teaches for all of us to work together through friendship.

Chancellor Neighsay

Then how do you know these creatures won't take what they have learned here and use it against us?

Twilight Sparkle

Friendship isn't just for ponies!

Chancellor Neighsay

It should be.

Prince Rutherford

Unicorn think yaks no need friendship? Maybe yaks no need pony school!

Neighsay

Well, perhaps you should return to your kind.

Ember

"Your kind"?! Smolder, let's go!

Seaspray

Queen Novo will want to hear of this!

Well, this place seemed lame anyways.

Thorax

[despondently] It's fine. We know not every pony sees us the way you do. We're used to it.

Twilight Sparkle

Princess Celestia helped me reach out to every creature in all the kingdoms! When she hears you closed the school because—!

Neighsay

Because you failed to meet the EEA's standards?

Twilight Sparkle

What?!

Neighsay

Irresponsible teachers, students skipping class, endangering ponies! Your school is a disaster. Perhaps if you had had higher standards for who was admitted, this could have been avoided. Regardless...

Neighsay

By order of the EEA, I am shutting this school... [stomps] down!

Twilight Sparkle

[sad gasp]

Princess Celestia

Hold on, please! I'm sure Princess Twilight Sparkle has a good explanation for all of this.

Twilight Sparkle

I do! It's true that my School of Friendship is EEA unaccredited...

Spike

Look! She said it without doing the eye thing!

Chancellor Neighsay

Then it is not a school!

Twilight Sparkle

It's not an EEA school. It's a Friendship school, with its own rules. I should know; I wrote the book.

Star Swirl the Bearded

I spent several thousand years thinking the worst of a "bad" pony. You taught me to look for the "best" in them. Whatever Flim and Flam's past may be, starting this school demonstrates they're desire to change for the better.

Chancellor Neighsay

I understand feeling threatened by competition, but my word, Princess. I wonder if the ill manners of the creatures at your school aren't contagious. I think I will take my leave before I become infected.

Chancellor Neighsay

Where is Princess Twilight?!

Cozy Glow

Oh, golly. She's away on a quest. I'm watching the school for her.

Chancellor Neighsay

Magic is failing across our land, and she left a foal in charge of this facility?

Sandbar

I don't want anything to do with creatures that could threaten Equestria!

Chancellor Neighsay

Wisely put, colt.

Chancellor Neighsay

The reign of Princess Twilight is over!

Cozy Glow

Are we going to give the pony who already tried to wreck Twilight's school once another chance to do it?

Chancellor Neighsay

Oh, wonderful. I suppose you've all come to gloat?

Silverstream

Actually, we've come to undo all these chains and free you!

Chancellor Neighsay

But... But why?

Yona

Now that nasty pony met even nastier pony, maybe nasty pony not be so nasty.