Starlight GlimmerWell, this will certainly provide a boost to our little community. When the rest of Equestria sees that a princess gave up her cutie mark to join us, they'll finally understand what we're trying to accomplish.
A character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Played by Kelly Sheridan
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic · 808 quotes
10th most-quoted character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: in 65 of its 808 quotes
Most scenes with: Mean Twilight Sparkle (16), Trixie (13), Twilight (10)
Starlight GlimmerWell, this will certainly provide a boost to our little community. When the rest of Equestria sees that a princess gave up her cutie mark to join us, they'll finally understand what we're trying to accomplish.
[played over intercom by Starlight]
StarlightIn sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie. Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent. Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail. Be your best by never being your best. Conformity will set you free. Accept your limitations, and happiness will follow. You're no better than your friends.
StarlightWelcome home, Twilight!
Starlight Glimmer[nervously] I went with my gut.
Starlight GlimmerWhy couldn't we have been sent to stop a war or something?!
Starlight GlimmerGuidance counseling is for talking out your problems, not telling me everything that's ever happened in the history of Equestria!
Starlight GlimmerThank goodness we're not like Twilight or the others. They'd probably sing a song about it.
StarlightAnd here is the Staff of Sameness. It was one of the great mage Meadowbrook's nine enchanted items. We are incredibly fortunate to have it here. This is the tool that allows us to free ourselves from our marks! I'm curious – how did the subject of the vault come up?
Oh, some ponies were telling us how much they missed their cutie marks, and—
Pinkie!
Oops.
Starlight[gasps] Were they? Well, it seems you inspire all sorts of free thinking, don't you?
[laughs nervously] Well, w-we certainly didn't intend to cause any disruptions to your charming little—
StarlightGood. Let's just make sure of that, shall we?
[the creepy ponies all surround the Mane 6]
It's a trap!
[after Starlight painfully takes their cutie marks away, Starlight gloats at Twilight]
StarlightAw. I don't blame you for what you tried to do here today. You've spent your whole lives thinking those marks are a good thing.
Give them back!
StarlightWell, now you can spend the rest of your lives here with us! And we'll teach you just how much better life can be without your cutie marks!
[after Starlight Glimmer's real cutie mark is exposed to the ponies, they gasp in shock]
StarlightWha... What are you looking at?! They're the problem, not me!
How could you?!
You said cutie marks were evil! You said special talents led to pain and heartache!
StarlightThey do! Don't you see?! Look at them!
Then why? Why did you take ours and not give up your own?
StarlightI... I had to, you fools! How could I collect your cutie marks without my magic?!
But the staff has all the magic we need!
StarlightThe staff is a piece of wood I found in the desert! It's MY magic that makes all this possible! You'd all still be living your miserable lives thinking you're better than everypony else if it weren't for MY magical abilities! I brought you friendship! I BROUGHT YOU EQUALITY!! I CREATED HARMONY!!!
You lied to us!!
StarlightSo what? E-Everything else I said is true! The only way to be happy is if we're all equal!
Except for you.
[Starlight glares evilly.]
Everypony has unique talents and gifts, and when we share them with each other, that's how rea—
StarlightQUIET!!!!!
[Short pause]
You can't have a cutie mark, Starlight! Either we're all equal, or none of us are!
[After the Mane 6 get their cutie marks back, Starlight is about to attack Party Favor, Sugar Belle, Night Glider, and Double Diamond, but Twilight deflects her magic]
StarlightWh– I studied that spell for years! How can you—
I studied magic for years too! But what I didn't know then was that studying could only take me so far. Each of my friends has taught me something different about myself. It was their unique gifts and passions and personalities that helped bring out the magic inside of me. I never would have learned that I represent the element of magic without these five, and I certainly wouldn't be here to stop you now!
StarlightSpare me your sentimental nonsense! I gave these ponies real friendships they never could've had otherwise!
How do you know that?! You never even gave us a chance!
[Starlight uses her magic to escape them and goes into hiding in a cave.]
She's getting away!
We'll never find her in there!
We just have to hope that when she's had a chance to think it over, she realizes that you all have taught her something.
Starlight GlimmerI stayed here and never made another friend, because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away too!
That's ridiculous! A cutie mark can't take your friends away!
Starlight GlimmerNot everypony's lucky enough to get her cutie mark at the same time as her friends!
[Teleports them back to the past]
Starlight GlimmerYou don't know what it's like to lose a friend because of a cutie mark. But once I stop the rainboom, you will! [snatches the time travel scroll with her magic] And when I destroy this scroll, there'll be no way for you to change it! [starts to slowly rip it in two, to Twilight and Spike's horror]
Starlight, you're right! I don't know what you went through! But I do know you can't do this! I've seen where this leads, and so have you!
Starlight GlimmerI only saw what you showed me! Who knows what'll really happen?
I've seen it a dozen times! Things don't turn out well in Equestria without my friends.
Starlight GlimmerUgh! What's so special about your friends?! [rips the scroll even further] How can a group of ponies that are so different be so important?!
The differences between me and my friends are the very things that make our friendship strong!
Starlight Glimmer[starting to tear up] I thought Sunburst and I were the same... but we turned out different, and it TORE OUR FRIENDSHIP APART! [rips the scroll close to breaking point]
[flying up] So try again! Make new friends! And if something that you can't control happens that changes things, work through it together. That's what friendship is! And it's not just my friendships that are important to Equestria - everypony's are! When yours ended, it led us here. But just imagine all the others that are out there waiting for you if you just give them a chance!
Starlight Glimmer[still crying] How do I know they won't all end the same way?
I guess it's up to you to make sure they don't.
[Twilight offers her hoof. After some hesitation, Starlight takes it and releases the scroll, which Spike quickly retrieves. The rainboom happens, and Twilight and Spike take Starlight back to their time.]
StarlightI know there's no excuse for what I did, but I want you all to know that I'm ready for whatever punishment you think is fair.
I've been thinking a lot about how badly Equestria fared without just one group of friends. Because even when one friendship dies, the results can be disastrous.
StarlightI know first-hoof how true that can be.
And that's why I've asked you here. If you're willing to learn, I'm willing to teach you what I know. You'll have the power to make Equestria an even better place.
StarlightHow do I start?
Starting is easy. All you have to do is make a friend...and you've got seven of them right here.
[Starlight has cast a spell onto Big Mac]
Ee-yup-yup-yup-yup-y-y-y-you did something! Woah! What's happening? I feel really weird! I'm talking so much! And I'm so articulate, enunciating with such precise pronunciation! [Covers his mouth with his hoof] Annie Apple awoke and accidentally ate an Auburn Azalea! [Screams and runs off in fright] Make it stop!
[Applejack glares angrily at Starlight]
StarlightI can't be friends with somepony who doesn't talk.
[Applejack glares more]
StarlightAnd I guess my first instinct shouldn't be to magically command ponies to act the way I want them to?
[Applejack gets up closer to her]
StarlightAlright, I'll change him back!
StarlightYou know each other?
You could say that.
We've had our differences. What matters is Twilight gave me a second chance, and I appreciate it. [pause]
So, um, what brings you to Ponyville?
The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie has come to perform a new stage show of grand illusion! I am calling it "The Humble and Penitent Trixie's Equestrian Apology Tour"!
StarlightThat's kind of a mouthful.
It's a working title.
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