A character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
8th most-quoted character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: in 92 of its 808 quotes
Most scenes with: Twilight (40), Rainbow Dash (30), Mean Rarity (19)
[snores] Huh? What? [gasps] The cake! Oh MMMM, you look -marvelous.
Whoa!
I know. I think some congratulations are in order for a job well done.
Um, you better hold off on giving yourself an award just yet Pinkie... look!
Look at what? Huh? [gasps]
I-I don't understand. How can there be two of 'em?
She's a changeling! She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off your love for them!
["Cadance" disposes her disguise and transforms into Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings.]
[laughing] Right you are, Princess. And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of!
They'll never get the chance! Shining Armor's protection spell will keep them from ever even reaching us!
[chuckling] Oh, I doubt that. Isn't that right, dear?
Mm-hmm.
Ah, ah, ah. Don't want to go back to the caves now, do you? Ever since I took your place, I've been feeding off Shining Armor's love for you. Every moment he grows weaker and so does his spell. Even now, my minions are chipping away at it.
[laughing]
[laughing] He may not be my husband, but he is under my total control now.
[both gasps]
And, I'm sorry to say, unable to perform his duties as captain of the Royal Guard.
Not my Shining Armor!
Soon, my changeling army will break through. First, we take Canterlot. And then, all of Equestria!
No. You won't. You may have made it impossible for Shining Armor to perform his spell, but now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self, I can protect my subjects from you!
[grunting]
[Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis engage in a beam battle. Queen Chrysalis ends up winning and Princess Celestia lands on the floor, her horn burnt and her crown loose. The wedding audience gasps in horror.]
Princess Celestia!
[Twilight runs to her. Her friends follow her.]
Ah! Shining Armor's love for you is even stronger than I thought! Consuming it has made me even more powerful than Celestia!
The Elements of Harmony. You must get to them, and use their power to defeat the queen.
Rarity!
[laughing] You can run, but you can't hide!
I never did get that pony’s name.
CHEESE SANDWICH!
[giggles] Oh, yeah.
And here is the Staff of Sameness. It was one of the great mage Meadowbrook's nine enchanted items. We are incredibly fortunate to have it here. This is the tool that allows us to free ourselves from our marks! I'm curious – how did the subject of the vault come up?
Oh, some ponies were telling us how much they missed their cutie marks, and—
Pinkie!
Oops.
[gasps] Were they? Well, it seems you inspire all sorts of free thinking, don't you?
[laughs nervously] Well, w-we certainly didn't intend to cause any disruptions to your charming little—
Good. Let's just make sure of that, shall we?
[the creepy ponies all surround the Mane 6]
It's a trap!
Huh?! I'm pancake! I mean, awake...
Uh, Twilight? Is there something you wanna tell us
You know how much we appreciate all you do for us, and we simply adore having you around... But... We worry you might be... Ahem... Avoiding something else.
Oh, has it been that obvious? I've been... The thing is... I know it's silly, but I... I've been avoiding... This place.
Why in Equestria would you want to avoid such a gorgeous castle?
Yeah! This place has everything! Big tall ceilings that make you feel tiny...shiny new floors that are cold to the touch...brrr! And it even has loooooong empty HALLWAYS!
["Hallways" echos out]
[glumly] Okay, I get it.
What do we do now?
I hate to be the bearer of more bad news, but it’s almost sunset! We don’t figure this out soon, it’s going to look like we didn't lift a hoof to help her!
Why is this so hard? We’re Twilight’s best friends. This should be easy for us.
She said it herself. If anypony should be able to make her feel comfortable in her new home, it's us. If we can’t do it...
Then Twilight will be stuck living in a castle that just makes her feel...sad.
["Sad" echos out]
Wow, Fluttershy! I didn’t know you could be loud enough to echo!
Knock knock! [no one responds] You're supposed to say 'Who's there?' This is the most basic of jokes! [smashes a watermelon]
You're the most basic of jokes. [everypony laughs]
(laughing) Good one, Maud! (laughs more)
Whatcha reading, Rainbow?
[sighs] Twilight literally wrote a book on what we need to do in Griffonstone.
You mean, like, a guide on how to figure out what problem we're supposed to fix?
And then some. It's like Twilight herself in book form! [imitating Twilight, complete with a matching hairstyle] "Always carry plenty of bits! The griffons are sure to help you as long as you share the wealth!"
I know what Griffonstone needs!
Fewer ponies?
A song! I've got a super song about smiling that sure to make even the most grumpy griffon grin! [inhales]
[covers Pinkie's mouth] Can't sing here! [points to a "No singing" sign]
But how do you break into uplifting musical numbers with no singing?
[sarcastic] Yeah, that's Griffonstone's biggest problem – lack of uplifting musical numbers.
Well, if I can't sing, how about a party? If there's one thing these griffons need, it's a good cheer! Where's your party store?
[gives her an annoyed look]
No party store? Err... how about cake? Nothing cheers folks up like cake! Where's a bakery?
[groans]
No singing, no parties, no bakery?! WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!
You're welcome to leave AT ANY TIME! [her yelling blows Pinkie backwards into a wall]
Grampa Gruff's recipe is good, but it's missing one important ingredient.
Don't tell me - friendship?
Uh, no. Baking powder. Lucky for you, I never leave home without it!
AHA! I saw that, Gilda! You may act like a gruff, grumbling griffon, but inside you're gracious and great!
What are you talking about?
You just helped your friend up when she got knocked down.
What, her? Greta's just some griffon I know. We don't have friends here! [sighs, looking sad] I did have a friend once - but you saw how that turned out.
[After Gilda chooses to save Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, letting the Idol of Boreas fall into the Abysmal Abyss]
The Idol!
You're more important to me than some dumb chunk of gold.
[The three hug; the rock crumbles beneath them]
Hugging later, climbing now!
I'm sorry about how I treated you two.
No thanks, Gilda.
Apology not accepted.
And I'm just sorry we didn't get your Idol back. Now we'll never be able to solve Griffonstone's problem.
That's what I was trying to tell you! The map didn't send us here to find the lost Idol of Boreas; it sent us here to replace it with something better!
Nothing's better than gold to a griffon.
That's because you don't have friendship! If you can learn to care about each other again, Griffonstone could be a mightier kingdom than it ever was before! And you don't need some golden idol to do that. You just need each other.
Whoa, Pinkie, that was... really sappy.
Eh, what can I say? That's how I roll.
[After Gilda offers a scone to Greta]
OK, so she was really weirded out until I gave her the scone. Then she tried it and said it tasted good! That's the first nice thing anygriffon's ever said to me!
[Rainbow Dash and Pinkie's cutie marks ring]
Whoa, Pinkie. I guess that really was the problem we needed to solve.
[commercial style] Baking powder makes baked goods and friendships fluffy and delicious! [smiles, making the "squee" sound]
[talking over each other]
Looky here. It's notes for the party she wants to throw for her folks' 15th anniversary. But they ain't nearly that old! Huh. She's already plannin' their 100th too. And their 500th?
I had no idea she worked so hard on her parties.
She may be more organized than you, Twilight.
Let's not get carried away.
I just wish Pinkie Pie were here so we could tell her how much we all appreciate her hard work.
[tearing up] Thank you! Thank you! I love you too! All of you!
You're back!
I tried to go to Yakyakistan so I could bring something back for my party. But at the last second, I made a mistake. [sighs] I worked harder on this party than any party ever. But I'm still just a big failure.
Pinkie, you're not a failure.
What matters is how hard you tried.
Who else would've gone all across Equestria to plan one party?
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic · 808 quotes
