Pinkie quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

While I've always prided myself on paying attention to detail, I've taken my latest collection to a whole new level with "Rarity's Rules of TLC"!

Judging by this baby, TLC stands for "Tasty Liquorice Candy"!

TLC stands for "Time, Love and Couture". And while I do agree that this dress has potential, I've not had enough time to give it enough love to become couture.

Gaze into the eyes of Limestone Pie. Ma and Pa may own this rock farm, but I keep it running. Cross me and-

Aye-aye, Captain Grumpy! No one’s gonna mess with your precious mine!

Or Holder’s Boulder!

[sighs] Everypony stay away from Holder’s Boulder! There, you happy now?

Applejack

And you must be—

This is Marble Pie, my baby sister who’s only a few minutes younger than me, but she’ll always be a baby to me, isn’t that right? She’s so excited to meet everypony! Oh, and she wishes you all a happy Hearth’s Warming!

Mmm-hmm.

Applejack

[To Apple Bloom] Guess Pinkie Pie always did the talkin' for her.

Twilight

Wow, that was inspired!

You have to do this every year!

Fluttershy

We...could celebrate Nightmare Night together every year....But...the truth is, I really don’t want to.

[shocked] YOU DON'T?!!

But you’ve done it! You’ve found a way that we can all have a fabulous time together!

Fluttershy

Yes, but I’ve also realized something: You all may love Nightmare Night, and I may be good at being a part of it, but it’s no fun for me to see my friends feel like they’re in danger, even if I know they’re not. I really don’t like it, It’s just not my cup of tea.

[scary voice] Spoooooky tea?

Fluttershy

No, just regular tea. We do lots of fun things together, but I’m afraid this just isn’t gonna be one of them. Actually, I’m not afraid, I’m perfectly fine with it.

Twilight

Then we are, too.

Twilight

Pinkie? Fluttershy?

Silence, [softly] changeling!

Fluttershy

All servants of Queen Chrysalis found in these woods... must be destroyed!

[burbling]

Twilight

The baby is an Alicorn?!

Cadance

[tired] It looks that way.

But... but... but I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned by accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!

Applejack

Yeah. How can you just be born with them?

Celestia

The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!

Luna

It is beyond even our understanding.

Fluttershy

[hushed] That's not very reassuring.

Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic.

Excuse me, sir! I couldn't help but notice your nifty rock pouch! Is there any chance you'd be willing to part with it? I really need it. Like, really really really!

So let me get this straight: You, uh, really really need this pouch, huh?

I believe I said really really really.

Well, you know, pouches like this are really hard to come by these days. But I might be able to part with it for the right price.

So you'll sell it to me? And I'll finally be able to give my sister the perfect Pie Sisters' Surprise Swap Day present? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! [party cannon fires]

Hmmm. That's one sweet party cannon you got there. Tell you what. I'd be more than happy to give you the pouch for the low, low price of... that cannon.

[gasps] M-My... party cannon...?

Well, if you really want to give that sister of yours the perfect present, then you'll have to give up your party cannon. So, what do you say? The pouch for the cannon

Maud

[deadpan] There.

Yep! That sure is the pony I got the pouch from!

That's amazing! How did you know where he'd be?

Maud

[deadpan] Maud Sense.

Runs in the family!

[gasps] Spirit? What am I supposed to—

[reverberating] Snowfall Frost! It is I, the Spirit of Hearth's Warming Presents!

Um, don't you mean "Present", like the time?

No! Toys, Hearth's Warming doll... here, want a cupcake?

Fine, "Presents". All of the pointless things ponies waste their time on.

Oh, Snowfall, it's not what the gift is that matters, it's what the gift means!

It doesn't mean anything. It's just stuff!

Exactly! Sometimes a cupcake means "I love you!" Or a toy means "Hi, how're you doing?" Sometimes a book means "Your mane looks amazing!" And sometimes a scarf means... well, a scarf usually means you look cold. That one's easy.

I don't understand anything you're saying.

Whoa! Whoa! [trembles]

What's happening to you?!

My Spirit of Hearth's Warming Presents Sense is going off! That means a song is coming on!

Oh, I can't really stop a super fun party in the middle of mega-happy fun times, can I?! Oh, what would Rarity want?!

Keep that party going till the break of dawn!

Really?

Indubitably! And as for the roof, get jiggy! Raise it, Pinkie! Raise it like you've never raised it before!

Oh! If you say so!

Oh, please, Pinkie Pie. Never in a million years would I say such balderdash!

Twilight

How did this happen?

I shut down the party.

Applejack

I told Plaid Stripes no.

Fluttershy

I asked the raccoons to leave.

Rainbow Dash

I asked a lot of fabric questions.

Just like I thought Rarity would want!

Rainbow Dash

Please! Stop! I never meant for this to happen! It was just a harmless prank! It was supposed to be funny! But this isn't funny at all!

Exactly!

Twilight

We should just close the door and let them finish... whatever this... is.

Rainbow Dash

No way! Did you see Big Mac's sword? I totally want in!

Yeah! I don't know what it is, but it looks like super duper fun!

Guys' night!

Rainbow Dash

Between Applejack and me, we've got two-thirds of a team. All we need is a unicorn. That's where you two come in.

[whispering loudly to Fluttershy] Uh... they know we're not unicorns, right?

Rainbow Dash

Uh, obviously. You're going to be on my team, and Fluttershy is going to be on Applejack's team.

Applejack

We'll play against each other along with whatever unicorns want to try out until we find the best one.

Ohhhh! Phew! That's a relief because I left my unicorn costume at home! That's "uncredible"! Unbelievable and incredible? [scoffs] Come on!

Starlight

Cogeria... persuadere... fiducia... hmm. Ah! Of course! Fiducia Compelus needs a trigger. [amplified] Ponies! Hear my voice and listen! Pinkie, kitchen. Rarity, Applejack, library. Fluttershy, stay here. Rainbow Dash, find somewhere inside the castle and set up a place where we can chillax.

[overlapped agreement]