Pinkie quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Twilight

Are you taking notes?

Spike

Yup! I've been hoof-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography!

Twilight

Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written by the pony they are about.

Rainbow Dash

Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill ponies. But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer.

[overhears the conversation] Ahhh! Spike's a ghost! [quickly dashes out of the room]

Twilight

Pinkie, stop giving him cake!

[angry] I'm not giving him cake! I'm assaulting him with cake!

Now, Pinkie, are you sure you really understand the responsibility of watching over two babies?

I can be responsible. Why, responsibility is my middle name. Pinkie Responsibility Pie.

Hey, you're a wonderful crowd here tonight, where y'all from? [Pumpkin Cake tries to grab at the broom "microphone"] Well that's great, I used to have an ant farm, but I had to get rid of it 'cause I couldn't find tractors that small! [awkward silence] Get it? Tractors that small? [more awkward silence] The other day, I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now I can't find him! [plays a rimshot]

[cries again]

Pinkie Pie

Oooh, tough crowd. [back at the stage] Tell me about it.

Have you ever had a Cherrychanga? Ooh! Sorry, that was a question.

Applejack

That kind of question is fine, Pinkie. No, I-I never had a cherrychanga.

Well no wonder, because I made it up myself! A Cherrychanga is mashed up cherries in a tortilla that's deep fried! Cherrychanga! Great name, huh? Oh, but maybe I should call it a Chimmicherry! Ooh, that's good too. Which do you think sounds better? Cherrychanga or Chimmicherry? Or what if I combine them? Chimmi-cherry-changa! What sounds the funniest? [continues tailing Applejack] I like funny words! One of my favorite funny words is "kumquat"! I didn't make that one up. I would work in a kumquat orchard just so I could say kumquat all day! Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat! And "pickle barrel"! Isn't that just the funnest thing to say? Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Say it with me! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Chimmi-cherry-changa! [Keeps talking]

Applejack

Nooooooo! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Rainbow Dash

[covers Pinkie's mouth] The only way to make it stop is if you spill the beans!

Applejack

Sorry, Pinkie, but I can't tell y'all the truth! I just can't!

Well, I heard a "sorry" in there, so that’ll have to do for now. I’ll get a real apology later! [jumps off the cart] Rarity, catch me!

What?! Pinkie! [Pinkie Pie slams into Rarity on her cart, knocking them both off]

Twilight

Rainbow! Go back!

Rainbow Dash

No time! They knew what they were getting into!

Twilight

Rarity, Pinkie, what are you two looking at?

Rainbow Dash! Isn't she the most daring devil- I mean devilish darer- I mean-

She's dazzling!

Oh yeah that's a good word. She's dazzling!

C'mon now, Doodle, give a smile!

Nopony calls me "Doodle"!

Never, or never ever?

Cranky Doodle

Never ever ever ever ever!

That's four evers. That's like, forever!

Oh. Was that your wig?

Cranky Doodle

[growls]

I can fix this, I can fix this! [gets out a megaphone] Hey, everypony! Does anypony have a toupee? [The other ponies around her are confused] This donkey is really, really, bald! [The other ponies laugh] What's so funny? This is serious business, everypony! Cranky needs a new wig to cover his hairless head!

Old Pinkie Pie's not so sure New Fluttershy is such a good idea after all.

Old Rarity agrees.

Iron Will

What did you say?

Fluttershy

No.

Iron Will

Ohhh, I'd hate to be you right now, because Iron Will is gonna to rain down a world of hurt unless Iron Will gets his money pronto! [snorts]

Fluttershy

As I recall, during your workshop you promised one hundred percent satisfaction guaranteed, or you pay nothing. Well, I'm not satisfied.

Iron Will

What do you mean you're not satisfied?! Everypony has always been satisfied!

Fluttershy

Well, I guess I'm the first then. But since I'm not satisfied, I refuse to pay. It's as simple as that.

Iron Will

Ohh, are you... sure you're not just a little bit satisfied? B-because maybe... we could cut a deal. I-I mean we're both reasonable creatures, aren't we?

Fluttershy

I'm sorry, but no means no.

Iron Will

No means no, huh? Nopony's ever said that to me before. Huh... I gotta remember that one. That's a good catchphrase for my next workshop.

You were amazing, Fluttershy! You totally stood up to that monster!

In fact, you didn't change at all! You were the same old Fluttershy that we've always loved!

The one we missed!

Fluttershy

Don't worry, old Fluttershy's back for good. I'm sorry I took the whole assertiveness thing too far. Friends?

Friends.

[laughing]

Twilight

Pinkie!

Yes, Twilight?

Twilight

Do you have a ball I could borrow?

[goes to a tree and takes a ball out of a crack] I have balls stashed all over Ponyville! In case of ball emergencies...

Spike

Uh, Twilight?

Twilight

[hushed] What is it, Spike?

Spike

Isn't this where we came in?

Cool! Can we climb in the window again? That was super fun!

Well the tastiest treat of all is sure to be the Cakes' Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. All that rich, creamy goodness of the marzipan combined with the tart and tanginess of the mascarpone, blended perfectly with the smooth silky sweetness of the meringue. That's why I call the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness the "MMMM"!

MMMM!