In 10 of the 808 quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Most scenes with: Pinkie (10), Rainbow Dash (5)
Scenes with Gilda 10
Gilda
Hey, Pinkie. C'mere.
[moving her hovering machine closer] Yeah?
Gilda
[grabbing the machine angrily] Don't you know how to take "get lost" for an answer?! Dash doesn't need to hang with a dweeb like you now that I'm around! You're dorkin' up the skies, Stinkie Pie, so make like a bee and BUZZ OFF!
[She grabs and stops the propeller, making Pinkie's whole machine spin out of control and fall down to earth]
[returning] Try matching that! ... Hey, where's Pinkie and her crazy contraption?
Gilda
Eh, she left. Something about being "as busy as a bee".
Gilda
[ominously] I'm watching you. Like a hawk.
[happily] Why? Can't you watch me like a griffon?
Gilda
I know what you're up to.
Gilda
[grunts] I know what you're planning.
[giggles] Well, I hope so; this wasn't supposed to be a surprise party!
Gilda
I mean, I've got my eye on you!
[happily] And I've [eyes slide in and out] got my eye on you!
Gilda
This is your idea of a good time?! I've never met a lamer bunch of dweebs in all my life! And Pinkie Pie... YOU! You are "Queen Lame-o" with your weak little party pranks! Did you really think you could make me lose my cool?! Well, Dash and I have ten times as much cool as the rest of you put together! Come on, Dash. We're bailing on this pathetic scene... Come on, Rainbow Dash! I said we're leaving!
You know, Gilda, I was the one who set up all those "weak pranks" at this party.
Gilda
... What?!
So I guess I'm "Queen Lame-o".
Gilda
Come on, Dash, you're joshing me!
They weren't all meant for you specifically. It was just dumb luck that you set them all off.
I shoulda known - that dribble cup had Rainbow Dash written all over it.
I know what Griffonstone needs!
Gilda
Fewer ponies?
A song! I've got a super song about smiling that sure to make even the most grumpy griffon grin! [inhales]
Gilda
[covers Pinkie's mouth] Can't sing here! [points to a "No singing" sign]
But how do you break into uplifting musical numbers with no singing?
Gilda
[sarcastic] Yeah, that's Griffonstone's biggest problem – lack of uplifting musical numbers.
Well, if I can't sing, how about a party? If there's one thing these griffons need, it's a good cheer! Where's your party store?
Gilda
[gives her an annoyed look]
No party store? Err... how about cake? Nothing cheers folks up like cake! Where's a bakery?
Gilda
[groans]
No singing, no parties, no bakery?! WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!
Gilda
You're welcome to leave AT ANY TIME! [her yelling blows Pinkie backwards into a wall]
Grampa Gruff's recipe is good, but it's missing one important ingredient.
Gilda
Don't tell me - friendship?
Uh, no. Baking powder. Lucky for you, I never leave home without it!
AHA! I saw that, Gilda! You may act like a gruff, grumbling griffon, but inside you're gracious and great!
Gilda
What are you talking about?
You just helped your friend up when she got knocked down.
Gilda
What, her? Greta's just some griffon I know. We don't have friends here! [sighs, looking sad] I did have a friend once - but you saw how that turned out.
[After Gilda chooses to save Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, letting the Idol of Boreas fall into the Abysmal Abyss]
Gilda
You're more important to me than some dumb chunk of gold.
[The three hug; the rock crumbles beneath them]
Hugging later, climbing now!
Gilda
I'm sorry about how I treated you two.
And I'm just sorry we didn't get your Idol back. Now we'll never be able to solve Griffonstone's problem.
That's what I was trying to tell you! The map didn't send us here to find the lost Idol of Boreas; it sent us here to replace it with something better!
Gilda
Nothing's better than gold to a griffon.
That's because you don't have friendship! If you can learn to care about each other again, Griffonstone could be a mightier kingdom than it ever was before! And you don't need some golden idol to do that. You just need each other.
Whoa, Pinkie, that was... really sappy.
Eh, what can I say? That's how I roll.
[After Gilda offers a scone to Greta]
Gilda
OK, so she was really weirded out until I gave her the scone. Then she tried it and said it tasted good! That's the first nice thing anygriffon's ever said to me!
[Rainbow Dash and Pinkie's cutie marks ring]
Whoa, Pinkie. I guess that really was the problem we needed to solve.
[commercial style] Baking powder makes baked goods and friendships fluffy and delicious! [smiles, making the "squee" sound]
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