Mean Rarity quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Ugh! What's this garbage?

Mean Applejack

Badger installation art! Ya see--

Queen Chrysalis

Just! Retrieve! The Elements!

[laughing cruelly]

Mine! Mine! Mine! [crazed laughter]

Mean Twilight Sparkle

Once we get the power of the Elements, no creature, not even her Majesty, can tell us what to do. Just follow my lead. Got it?

[laughing evilly]

Ooh! That one's mine! [crazed laughter]

Oops. I'd say sorry, but I'm not!

Mean Twilight Sparkle

Stop it, fools! [The Element of Kindness also turns black] We need the Elements to take out Chrysalis! [gasps]

Queen Chrysalis

How dare you! I created you!

[laughing]

Mean Twilight Sparkle

[groaning, gasps and she is being destroyed by the Tree of Harmony] Imbeciles! You ruined everythiiiiiiiing!

Queen Chrysalis

Servants always fail you in the end! Just wait, Starlight. I will have my revenge!

A glamour spell on our cutie marks?

Rainbow Dash

A fake summons from the map?

Pinkie Pie

Hey, at least we got to go spelunking in that really creepy cave with all those eyeless worm creatures chasing us.

It must be gratifying to have your idol writing to you about the friendship lessons he's learning.

Twilight Sparkle

I'm not sure I'll ever get used to it. Of course, if he really wants to learn about friendship, he could just come to our school.

Twilight Sparkle

Star Swirl? What are you doing here?

Star Swirl the Bearded

Why, studying friendship at Flim and Flam's wonderful school!

Oh, please. I think I know a disguise when I see one. Take off that ridiculous beard... Flam!

The key to going undercover is rehearsing your backstory. [clears threat, in affected voice] I'm "Plainity". and I love bland old normal stuff. No frills for me. [normal voice] Okay! Your turn.

Twilight Sparkle

[groans] My name's Eyepatch. I have an eye patch.

Perfect!

Twilight, maybe I should take over the investigation. Think of your reputation!

Twilight Sparkle

My reputation isn't worth much if I won't risk it for what I think is right.

Flam

Plainity? My star pupil?

[affected voice] Not Plainity, but... [normal voice] Rarity!

Flim

Who?

I still don't understand how Flim and Flam could have gotten a copy of your book.

Cozy Glow

Uh, I finished straightening up in the library.

Rainbow Dash

Rarity! Are you even paying attention?!

What? Oh! I mean, of course! Uh, I held my bucket and everything!

Rainbow Dash

But you have to catch the ball!

Really? Well, that sounds dangerous.

Are they too in style?

Rainbow Dash

Uh, isn't that what you want them to be?

Oh, yes, yes. But they should be ahead of the curve. If they're in fashion right now, then they're practically already out.

Rainbow Dash

That doesn't make any sense.

You ruined my gems!

Rainbow Dash

Yeah, well, you ruined my treasure hunt!

Ugh! This wasn't about treasure! It was about finding gemstones for my winter collection!

Rainbow Dash

Who cares about clothes?! We're supposed to be on an adventure together!

Twilight Sparkle

Rainbow Dash and Rarity are just, uh, showcasing an aspect of friendship called "banter", the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks. [laughs nervously] It's all in good fun.

Rainbow Dash

You don't care about any of the things I like! It's always about you and your boring fashions!

Oh, puh-lease! You don't even give my interests a chance! You have absolutely no respect for the finer things! No respect, I tell you!

You see, if you didn't know that Sir Fluffingsworth von Radishfield wears only silk, double-breasted waistcoats, you'd never deduce that he, in fact, was the culprit!

Rainbow Dash

W-Wait. He was?

[gasps] You didn't even read it!

Rainbow Dash

Don't worry, Twilight! I know tons about searching for lost treasure!

And if I follow the culprit's clues, I'm certain I can find who took your amulet!

Twilight Sparkle

Thank you! I'll feel so much better knowing you two are looking for it together!

Rainbow Dash

Seriously?! After giving me all that grief, you didn't read mine either?!

Oopsie?

The S.S. Cragadile, at your service!

Rainbow Dash

Uh, that... is... awesome! Uh, I mean, it's all right, I guess.