Mean Rarity quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Rainbow Dash

How did you know how to do that?

Mmm. We may have been friends for a super-long time, but you don't know everything about me yet.

Rainbow Dash

High heels could do that?

And you called them "useless".

Rainbow Dash

[sighs] I shouldn't have said that. Or made fun of the other stuff you like to do. Some of it's actually sort of neat. [whispers] Don't tell anyone I said that.

I... owe you an apology, too. Buckball may not be my thing, but it's something you enjoy. And you're very good at it. I never should've treated your interests like they were worth less than mine.

Rainbow Dash

Soooo... does this mean we're still friends?

I would very much like that.

Smolder

So even though you don't like any of the same stuff, you two are friends again?

Heh. Always. I think we just needed a teensy reminder.

Rainbow Dash

Yeah. We don't have to love the exact same things to have fun together. I mean, imagine if we did! How boring would that be?

When we give each other a chance to share the different things we enjoy, it can be surprisingly wonderful!

Pinkie Pie

And a-one, and a-two, and a-I know what to do!

Pinkie Pie

And that's with only a few days of practice! Can you believe it?!

Yes. Yes, I can.

Applejack

I can honestly say I've never heard anything like it in my life.

Applejack

Any pony else think that sounded like an apple core cut up in a pulp grinder?

Apple-solutely! Uh, absolutely.

Twilight Sparkle

Maybe we can just pretend she's really good, and then I'll find a spell that will—

Applejack

(to Twilight) Oh, no, no, no! We're not going through that again! Remember how that all worked out when you weren't honest with Celestia about her actin' ability? (Horse Play)

Twilight Sparkle

(groans) You're right.

Applejack

Uh, Gummy? You were supposed to bring Pinkie Pie. What happened?

[blinks slowly]

Is she still coming?

Twilight Sparkle

Fluttershy, can you understand what he's saying?

Fluttershy

I could... if he was talking.

Twilight Sparkle

Um, Maud? Can I ask you a question?

Maud Pie

[deadpan] You just did.

Applejack

Well, can I ask you a question?

Maud Pie

[deadpan] You just did.

Rainbow Dash

[groans] Fine! How about if I ask you a— Wait.

Oh, for goodness' sakes! Maud. All of your sister's things are gone. Explain.

Maud Pie

[deadpan] No, they're not. They're right here.

Fluttershy

Have you seen Pinkie Pie?

Maud Pie

Lots of times. I grew up with her.

Terribly sorry, Maud. Must've misheard you. It almost sounded like you said Pinkie's [chuckling] moved to Yakyakistan!

Applejack

Uh, Rarity? She did say that.

Uh, terribly sorry, Applejack. Must've misheard you. It almost sounded like you said [chuckling] she did say that!

Spike

[sighs] Isn't he the best?

[disgusted] I'm not sure that's exactly the word I would use.

Uh, Spike? The bath isn't going to fill itself, son.

Spike

Be right there... Dad.

Twilight Sparkle

I didn't drop that book.

Starlight Glimmer

[sarcastically] Maybe you did your spell wrong?

[sobbing] My magic is go-o-o-one! I even had to use my hooves to coif my tail!

Ugh! I have had it with these horrible flies! [whines] I miss my magic!

Twilight Sparkle

Have you tried using your tail to shoo them away?

[gasps] Bite your tongue! It's for decorative purposes only!

Pinkie Pie

We always win, like the time Sombra almost took back the Crystal Empire, or when Chrysalis pretended to be Cadence, or when Tirek came back and absorbed all the magic, or the other time Chrysalis tried to take over, or with Cozy Glow and the school... (catching breath) Am I missing anything? [Gaunson flies into the battle with his jet with his Osprey]

Pony of Shadows.

Spike

Starlight when she was evil.

Fluttershy

Discord when he was evil.

Applejack

Do Flim and Flam count?

Discord

[weakly] Listen to me... you don't need me. You don't need the princesses, and you certainly don't need the elements. [coughs] Fluttershy, you will always be kind. Applejack, you will always be honest. Rarity, you'll always be generous. And Rainbow Dash will be loyal as can be. Pinkie will always bring laughter wherever she goes. And Twilight, you are and always will be the embodiment of magic. You lost sight of what's in front of you. You're here, together, willing to give everything you've got for Equestria. Nothing and nopony can ever take that away from you... because that's who you are.

[laughs] It's going to take more than a sentimental speech to save you.

Twilight Sparkle

Discord's right. We've proven time and time again that the real magic is the six of us working together!

You should be.

Twilight Sparkle

You may knock us down, but we're gonna get back up again! [another fire; she blocks it] And again! [and another] And again! As long as we're together, we will never stop trying to defeat you!

Fluttershy

For our friends!

For our families!

For our home!

Twilight Sparkle

For Equestria!!!

NO! This can't be possible! Your magic can't defeat mine!! I DESTROYED THE SOURCE OF YOUR POWER!!!

Twilight Sparkle

You can't destroy our friendship, Sombra!

Rainbow Dash

And we keep telling bad guys...

Applejack

But y'all just don't seem to remember.

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! [disintegrates into nothingness]

Twilight Sparkle

Friendships change. But just because Spike made a new friend doesn't mean he stops being yours.

[pouting] I know, but now I have to share him! [smiles sheepishly] Which I suppose I'll have to get used to...

Spike

Starlight is supposed to come over soon. There's a little something we wanted to give you before we leave. You know what? I think you're right, Twilight. I should take my comics to Canterlot. We can't leave the Power Ponies behind.

Twilight Sparkle

I don't think the Power Ponies care, Spike. Just like all of our friends.

Applejack

All right, Twilight. Are you ready? We all wanted to see you off, but there's still a lot to do.

Spike

Aren't you coming on the train?

Applejack

I gotta go with Big Mac so we can go over our packin' list or we won't know who gets what deliveries.

Rainbow Dash

And I'm gonna meet the Wonderbolts so we can go over the routine one last time.

Pinkie Pie

I'm going with Gummy. He said he knows when the fireworks display should start, but does anypony really believe that?!

Fluttershy

And I still need to pick up food for the swans and doves who flew ahead to Canterlot. If I don't get them fed, they'll be too pooped to perform.

Twilight Sparkle

Well, I'll be living in Canterlot alone. Might as well take the train alone, too. Bye, I guess.

Oh, you won't be traveling alone, darling. I'll have just enough time on the train to weave the star spider sash for your gown. But we should leave now. There's no time to dawdle if you want the coronation to be perfect.

[gasp]