A character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Mean Rarity
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic · 808 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: in 137 of its 808 quotes
Most scenes with: Rainbow Dash (48), Mean Applejack (41), Mean Twilight Sparkle (32)
"Messed up"? Does [shows Twilight and Starlight her ruined mane] this look "messed up" to you?!
[both Twilight and Starlight gasped]
Honestly! How hard is it to pretend it's not so bad?
Hard.
This happened while we were gone?
Wow, those are all the places we went when we left to save Equestria!
Ugh, there's that horrid town where we were almost sold!
The pirates! They were pretty awesome! Uh, once they decided not to throw us overboard.
And Mount Aris! Ooh, Starlight, did you know we made seashell necklaces for allllll [inhales] lllllll the sea ponies?
I— you— really? What about that unicorn, the one who attacked Canterlot?
Tempest! I invited her to come to Ponyville, but she wanted to spread the word of the Storm King's defeat, and share what she learned about friendship.
Y'all think that's why the map grew? Friendship quests beyond Equestria?
I hope not. I've had quite enough life-threatening adventures, thank you very much.
How many friendship quests do you think we need to go on before we have to expand the throne room?
We can't do it all alone.
Sure, we can! We just need to knock this wall down, get some paint...
It's too much. Too much!
Ugh, you think so? I had hoped dressing the part would make me feel the part!
Not your dress! This! Us! Teaching?! They're gonna think I'm an egghead!
Guess what? The School of Friendship is back in business!
What?!
But why?
Oh no.
Bad idea.
Do we still get to guess?
Okay. Let's review what we know.
Smolder, Ocellus, Silverstream, Yona and Gallus disappeared together. [beat] That's all we know.
Maybe they were attacked by a ferocious shrimp! Nopony ever expects that!
[gasps] Shrimps can attack?
Nope! That's why no pony expects it.
We need to think like our students. If someone told us we would never see each other again, what would we do?
Go someplace we could all hang out and eat lots and lots of cupcakes! [beat] What?
Why not try a new outfit? Think of it as the costume for your role as... Shop Pony! Ha ha! You know what they say – "clothes make the pony".
Um, who says that?
You know, "them".
That's it! Fluttershy, I'm afraid you've left me no choice! You are terminated!
[snooty voice] Well! Good luck replacing me! Humph!
[sighs] Well, thankfully I— [shrieks]
[goth voice] I always thought she was too controlling.
You— you— you are terminated, too!
[goth voice] Whatever.
Now, I— [shrieks]
[hipster voice] I know, right? I mean, uh, ugh?
Actually, you're, like, totally terminated as well!
[hipster voice] Like, okay.
It's a stone scale. It isn't magical or anything like the call of the Dragon Lord. It's just... red. And itchy. [groans] And embarrassing.
Ooh, precious pants, that does look uncomfortable. But even I get the odd blemish from time to time. It's nothing to be embarrassed by. You could pay Zecora a visit. She makes a cream that works wonders. Just don't get the shampoo.
I used to get terrible breakouts any time I had a final exam with Celestia. Who probably never had a blemish her whole life.
Sorry, you'll have to speak up. My ears are a little bit clogged or something.
The feathers of that bird can affect ponies' ears. It's a magic ailment I've treated for years.
[loudly] I only know you're talking 'cause your mouth is going up and down.
Did I just sprout wings? I just sprouted wings!
I know that the molt produced surprising things. But I'm glad that the last was a new pair of wings!
[loudly] Yes! And also, I'm glad you've got wings!
Please can I go to Twilight's school?!
[screams, sighs, sighs again]
Please? Please?!
I'm going to call you "Repeatie Belle"!
They're honorary diplomas, making y'all official graduates of this here school.
You've more than earned them.
Without even having to study!
[chanting] We are graduates! We are graduates! We are graduates!
Listen to your queen! We must retrieve the Elements of Harmony!
[The Mean Six are mirror opposites of the Mane Six]
Hunting down some lame Elements? This is the worst day ever! [depressing anger]
[kicks dirt into Mean Pinkie's eyes] No. Now it's the worst day ever! [laughing cruelly]
Those Elements are mine! Along with this rock! Oh, and that twig! [proceeds to hoard every worthless item]
I got all kinds o' Elements right here under my hat. I'll let you see them for five bits. [unconvincing liar]
[scoffs] Losers. [lazing in the canopy]
Why didn't you just attack them? [arrogant and spiteful]
Excuse me?
You were close enough to pull hairs from their manes. Why not just take your revenge then?
They've defeated my army. I know better than to strike alone. I need—
Friends?
Servants! And the power of the Elements!
Right. So where are these Elements of Harmony?
The location of the most powerful weapon in Equestria isn't something made known to just anypony. I learned they were hidden somewhere in this forest.
Yeah, well, it is a big forest.
[growling]
This is mine! And this as well! Oh, and this is absolutely mine!
Rarity, what in the hay are you gonna do with a fishing rod?
I don't know. But I wants it! My precious!
[Everypony is thoroughly irritated by each other's horrible social behavior and worst character traits]
Of course I care about Fluttershy!
Then you've got a super weird way of showing it!
W-What in Equestria's going on here?
Twilight is so into her "retreat" that she doesn't even care if her friends are upset! She just wants us to "Stay. On. Schedule"!
Well, I'm sorry, Pinkie, if I knew you thought this was a "boring, lame, no-fun retreat", I wouldn't have invited you in the first place!
I never said that!!
Sorry, y'all. We would've been here sooner, but we had to take the long way after Rarity ran off with all my stuff.
Wha—?! I most certainly did not!
What?! You know I ain't no liar! [to Starlight Glimmer] Where's all your gear?
Why? So you can laugh at me some more?!
Hey, hey, we're all friends here!
Friends?! You left me alone in the woods! [sobs]
[Others arguing]
EVERYPONY, QUIET!!!
[Silence]
Listen. We know each other really well — the great stuff and how to get on each other's nerves, too. I wanted a fun trip with my friends, but instead I got carried away with plans and ruined everything. If you want to forget it all and head home, I won’t be offended. I just want us to stop fighting.
[to Starlight Glimmer] Hey, sorry if I got carried away with all that camping stuff.
I'm sorry, too. I should've just told you I'll never like camping. Also, I'll never like camping.
Well, if we're all being honest, I can't survive with just this tiny yet fashionable little saddlebag! I miss my things!
Rainbow DashAshleigh Ball · 161 quotes
Mean Twilight SparkleTara Strong · 152 quotes
Mean ApplejackAshleigh Ball · 127 quotes
TwilightTara Strong · 119 quotes
FluttershyAndrea Libman · 112 quotes
SpikeCathy Weseluck · 96 quotes
PPinkie92 quotes
Pinkie PieAndrea Libman · 77 quotes
Starlight GlimmerKelly Sheridan · 65 quotes
ScootalooMadeleine Peters · 49 quotes
Apple BloomMichelle Creber · 46 quotes
Sweetie BelleClaire Corlett · 46 quotes
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