Flam quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Flam

Drink up, Ponyville! Down the hatch!

Ahhhh, I can't get the taste off my tongue!

Mine's got rocks in it!

I wouldn't pay one cent for this dreck!

Flam

You wouldn't pay even one cent?

No!

Flam

In fact, we might think of it as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Flim

Emphasis on "once".

Fluttershy

[suspiciously] What do you mean?

Flam

[over loudspeaker] While this establishment undergoes a slight change in management, my brother and I want to assure you that it remains the pinnacle of Las Pegasus entertainment! Which is why we invite each and every one of you to experience the wonder of the Ponet Fantastique Theater – at half the normal cost of admission!

Flim

[over loudspeaker] And while you're appreciating this historic venue totally devoid of any performers of any kind, we invite you to use the wonder of your own imaginations to fill the space at no additional charge!

Applejack

Flim and Flam!

Flim

[echoing] Welcome, friends! You are about to embark on a journey of amazing magnitude! One that will change your lives forever!

Flam

[echoing] Prepare yourselves to embrace a new path and become students of...

Twilight Sparkle

How can any pony learn friendship in half the time?

Flam

Our coursework is so accelerated, to take longer would be a crime!

Flam

Oh, honestly, Princess Twilight, envy does not look good on you.

Twilight Sparkle

I'm not envious! I know these two are up to something. I'm just trying to find out what.

Star Swirl the Bearded

The only pony I see who is up to something is the pony in this picture, and it is not the princess I know.

Twilight Sparkle

You can destroy my reputation if you want, but using your students' bits to expand your resort is wrong, even if the lessons you teach are good ones.

Flam

Of course they're good. We copied them from your book.

Flam

Plainity? My star pupil?

[affected voice] Not Plainity, but... [normal voice] Rarity!

Flim

Who?