Flim quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Flam

In fact, we might think of it as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Flim

Emphasis on "once".

Fluttershy

[suspiciously] What do you mean?

Flam

[over loudspeaker] While this establishment undergoes a slight change in management, my brother and I want to assure you that it remains the pinnacle of Las Pegasus entertainment! Which is why we invite each and every one of you to experience the wonder of the Ponet Fantastique Theater – at half the normal cost of admission!

Flim

[over loudspeaker] And while you're appreciating this historic venue totally devoid of any performers of any kind, we invite you to use the wonder of your own imaginations to fill the space at no additional charge!

Applejack

Flim and Flam!

Flim

[echoing] Welcome, friends! You are about to embark on a journey of amazing magnitude! One that will change your lives forever!

Flam

[echoing] Prepare yourselves to embrace a new path and become students of...

Flam

Plainity? My star pupil?

[affected voice] Not Plainity, but... [normal voice] Rarity!

Flim

Who?