Mean Twilight Sparkle quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Ugh! I have had it with these horrible flies! [whines] I miss my magic!

Twilight Sparkle

Have you tried using your tail to shoo them away?

[gasps] Bite your tongue! It's for decorative purposes only!

Twilight Sparkle

Cozy Glow is behind all of this?!

Lord Tirek

[laughs] I'm not usually a fan of ponies, but draining your precious world of magic so she could trap the six of you was inspiring! [laughs, coughs]

Spike

Um, there's seven of us.

Twilight Sparkle

Have you even thought about what losing magic would mean?

Lord Tirek

It means the six of you will be trapped here! Like me!

Spike

Seven!

Twilight Sparkle

[to Tirek] Exactly. It means you're trapped here. Forever. With us.

Lord Tirek

Uhhhh... I hadn't thought of it like that.

Twilight Sparkle

Without magic, there's no way we'll get back to the school in time!

Fluttershy

What does that mean?

Twilight Sparkle

It means... we've failed!

Cozy Glow

You've ruined everything! Now Twilight and her ridiculous friends can escape from Tartarus!

Cozy Glow

I mean... Yay! All my friends are safe!

Applejack

You can drop the act, Cozy Glow! Your pen pal Tirek told us all about how he helped you suck up all that magic!

Twilight Sparkle

But I still don't understand why?

Cozy Glow

[growls] Why?! Because friendship is power! You might be the Princess of Friendship, but as headmare of this school, I can collect even more friends than you!

Twilight Sparkle

You're the one who doesn't get it, Cozy. Friendship is powerful, but power isn't why you make friends. I'm sorry couldn't teach you that.

Gallus

Well, you taught us.

Silverstream

You can't let one bad apple make you think you failed.

Sandbar

And we never could've stopped her if we hadn't learned what you taught us about friendship.

Cozy Glow

Honesty? Loyalty? Generosity? Blah-blah-blah... I can make more friends without using any of them! And if I can't do it here, I'll do it somewhere else!

Yeah, I don't think so!

Twilight Sparkle

Saving Equestria is nice, but I'm afraid it'll take more than one semester to learn all there is to know about friendship.

Spike

[belches] Told ya.

Awwww...

Apple Bloom

[yelps] We held her off as long as we could!

Scootaloo

But she locked us in this closet!

Sweetie Belle

What happened?! Is everything all right?! Where's Cozy Glow?!

Twilight Sparkle

Everything worked out just fine.

Princess Celestia

As for Cozy Glow, I can assure you — where she's going, she won't be causing any more trouble.

Discord

[weakly] Listen to me... you don't need me. You don't need the princesses, and you certainly don't need the elements. [coughs] Fluttershy, you will always be kind. Applejack, you will always be honest. Rarity, you'll always be generous. And Rainbow Dash will be loyal as can be. Pinkie will always bring laughter wherever she goes. And Twilight, you are and always will be the embodiment of magic. You lost sight of what's in front of you. You're here, together, willing to give everything you've got for Equestria. Nothing and nopony can ever take that away from you... because that's who you are.

[laughs] It's going to take more than a sentimental speech to save you.

Twilight Sparkle

Discord's right. We've proven time and time again that the real magic is the six of us working together!

You should be.

Twilight Sparkle

You may knock us down, but we're gonna get back up again! [another fire; she blocks it] And again! [and another] And again! As long as we're together, we will never stop trying to defeat you!

Fluttershy

For our friends!

For our families!

For our home!

Twilight Sparkle

For Equestria!!!

NO! This can't be possible! Your magic can't defeat mine!! I DESTROYED THE SOURCE OF YOUR POWER!!!

Twilight Sparkle

You can't destroy our friendship, Sombra!

Rainbow Dash

And we keep telling bad guys...

Applejack

But y'all just don't seem to remember.

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! [disintegrates into nothingness]

Twilight Sparkle

I guess I know, when the time comes, as long as we're together, we probably—

[clearing throats]

Twilight Sparkle

We definitely got this.

Twilight Sparkle

I thought everything was fine! WHAT IS GOING ON!?!!

Applejack

Everything was going fine...

Pinkie Pie

Until it totally wasn't.

Fluttershy

We tried to fix it ourselves.

Twilight Sparkle

Why didn't you tell me?

Rainbow Dash

We didn't want you to freak out.

Twilight Sparkle

And you thought NOT telling me everything was a total disaster would AVOID a freak-out?!!

Spike

When you say it like that, it sounds like a really bad plan.

Discord

Here it comes...!

Twilight Sparkle

I know how I used to react... But I really have changed! [smiles] Panicking won't solve anything!

Twilight Sparkle

But we can handle whatever problems come our way, as long as we handle them together.

Princess Celestia

Spoken like a true leader.

Twilight Sparkle

Friendships change. But just because Spike made a new friend doesn't mean he stops being yours.

[pouting] I know, but now I have to share him! [smiles sheepishly] Which I suppose I'll have to get used to...

Queen Chrysalis

You think your pathetic shield can stop us? [laughs] The Pillars have been defeated. Your school is abandoned. Face it, Twilight; you've lost.

Twilight Sparkle

You can attack us, and we may fall, but Equestria will still stand, united in friendship. And we won't stop until we defeat you, no matter how many ponies you take down!

Lord Tirek

Didn't you all notice something was wrong in Equestria? We've been busy.

Queen Chrysalis

A whisper here, a rumor there...

Lord Tirek

Destroy some crops, cause some damage...

Cozy Glow

Turn pony against pony...

Queen Chrysalis

Until your whole kingdom is on edge, waiting for just one tiny thing to push them over the brink!

Lord Tirek

There's no backup friends or rainbow magic to save you now!

Cozy Glow

Golly, I think it's time for some redecorating!

Pinkie Pie

What are we gonna do, Twilight?!?

Twilight Sparkle

The same thing we do every time, Pinkie: Try to save the world.

Twilight Sparkle

ENOUGH! Because of you, I almost lost my way! But everycreature here has reminded me of the true power of friendship! There will always be darkness in the world, but there will also always be those who find the light! [Teleports all the captives to the battleground and begins to glow; the Pillars glow as well] The Pillars knew this! That's why they created the Elements of Harmony! The Elements showed me and my friends how strong our friendship could be! Together we worked to bring harmony to Equestria! [Her friends glow and float up] But there will always be more to do! Which is why we teach others about the Magic of Friendship! [The students glow and float up] Others who will continue our mission after we are gone! Now I truly understand! The Elements were just symbols! The real magic has always been right here! And the more who understand how powerful friendship is, the stronger we will all be! Together!

Cozy Glow

This is bad, isn't it?

Cozy Glow

[groans]

Queen Chrysalis

You think friendship will save you?! We will always return! Nothing will ever stop--!

Spike

[slurps] Chocolate rain?

Discord

Don't look at me!

Twilight Sparkle

Pinkie! You took Discord's magic from the bell? How do you feel?

Pinkie Pie

Hmmm... Tingly. Itchy. Also like... [slam!] I COULD TRANSFORM THE COSMOS SO EVERYTHING IS MADE OF ICING!

Discord

Perhaps maybe I should...

Pinkie Pie

[dizzily] Waiter! There's some chaos in my soup!

Princess Celestia

There isn't a punishment worthy of all you've done!

Discord

[whispering] You know what I would do if I were... [indistinct]

Princess Luna

Oh. That does seem fitting.

Discord

May I help? Please?

Discord

Together forever. I can't think of anything that they would want less!

Spike

Starlight is supposed to come over soon. There's a little something we wanted to give you before we leave. You know what? I think you're right, Twilight. I should take my comics to Canterlot. We can't leave the Power Ponies behind.

Twilight Sparkle

I don't think the Power Ponies care, Spike. Just like all of our friends.

Applejack

All right, Twilight. Are you ready? We all wanted to see you off, but there's still a lot to do.

Spike

Aren't you coming on the train?

Applejack

I gotta go with Big Mac so we can go over our packin' list or we won't know who gets what deliveries.

Rainbow Dash

And I'm gonna meet the Wonderbolts so we can go over the routine one last time.

Pinkie Pie

I'm going with Gummy. He said he knows when the fireworks display should start, but does anypony really believe that?!

Fluttershy

And I still need to pick up food for the swans and doves who flew ahead to Canterlot. If I don't get them fed, they'll be too pooped to perform.

Twilight Sparkle

Well, I'll be living in Canterlot alone. Might as well take the train alone, too. Bye, I guess.

Oh, you won't be traveling alone, darling. I'll have just enough time on the train to weave the star spider sash for your gown. But we should leave now. There's no time to dawdle if you want the coronation to be perfect.

[gasp]