Gonzo quotes from Muppets Tonight

And here is Gonzo the Great to tell us about some of our new programs! Take it away Gonzo.

Gonzo

Thank you very much, Kermit! Let's see, here on Monday we have Murphy Prawn,...

That's my favorite one.

Gonzo

...and the Single Duck in the City and his apartment full of friends...

Gonzo

...and for this evening's show right now we have TBA followed by the X-flies...

Ahr...er.. 'x...'xcuse me, but TBA means 'To be Announced', which means...We don't have a show for tonight!

Gonzo

[freaking out] What?! No show?! Oh, no, that's terrible! [resumes "normally" after a pause] Okay, on Saturday we have...

Gonzo

Clifford, your problems are solved: I've got an act that's gonna knock your socks off.

Clifford

Well, put 'em on, man!

Gonzo

[looks down] Your socks?

Clifford

No! The act, the act!

Gonzo

Oh, yes, okay. [clears throat] Muppets Tonight is proud to present: François Fromage and his dancing cheeses! Give it up, Give it up!

Clifford

It better be Gouda! What? Too cheesy?

Seymour

Hey, hey, hey, put us on, we've got an act!

Are we that desperate?

Yes, go, go, go, come on!

Pepe

Hahahah, Richard...

Seymour

I'm Seymour.

Pepe

I'm Pepe.

We're two of a kind.

Pepe

I'm a little bit forward,

Seymour

and I've got a big behind.

Pepe

Hey, Seymour, what do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Seymour

Gee, Pepe, I don't know.

Pepe

Ela-if I-know.

Waldorf

Thank goodness the show's almost over.

Statler

So, what happened to that blue freak on the missile?

Waldorf

Whoa! Is he alright?

Statler

I don't know. I'll check his bolts.

Waldorf

If he's got one, I'll split it with you.

Gonzo

[Dizzy] Did I clear the chickens?

Gonzo

What are you two doing here?

Statler

Well, we just finished broadcasting our own show called, "The Worst of Muppets Tonight".

Really? What did you show?

Waldorf

The same thing you did!