Pepe quotes from Muppets Tonight

Clifford

[Addressing the Audience] Excuse me while I see what we have in our vast reservoir of talent. Later! [Walks off to meet Rizzo] Yo, Riz, Riz! What ya got for me?

Well, I'm afraid our vast reservoir is more like a vast desert. All we got is dancing grandmas!

Clifford

Oah, that doesn't sound good!

It's either that or Seymore and Pepe doing German opera.

Seymour

Hi, there!

Pepe

Ah, Aah!

Seymour

I'm Tristan.

Pepe

I'm Isolde.

We're two of a kind!

Pepe

We both wear lederhosen,

Seymour

and go swimming up the Rhine.

Tadaa!

Clifford

I'll go and introduce the grandmas.

Yeah.

Alright, it's been five minutes and I can see our demands aren't going to be met- Agnes, when I get home, I don't wanna hear you say 'I told you so!'. Now, to show you serious we are: Bring out the hostages! Heheheheh!

So, how does it feel now that you're about to be sacrificed, big-shot-capitalistic entertainers? Let's hear you sing now."

"Okay."

Pepe

Heheheh!

Seymour

I'm Seymour.

Pepe

I'm Pepe.

We're two of a kind.

Pepe

We're about to be sacrificed,

Seymour

and I've got a big behind?

Pepe

[to the lobsters] If we only had a little more time to prepare, okay. [Seymour agrees]

Silence! Take 'em away before they sing again!

Seymour

Hey, hey, hey, put us on, we've got an act!

Are we that desperate?

Yes, go, go, go, come on!

Pepe

Hahahah, Richard...

Seymour

I'm Seymour.

Pepe

I'm Pepe.

We're two of a kind.

Pepe

I'm a little bit forward,

Seymour

and I've got a big behind.

Pepe

Hey, Seymour, what do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Seymour

Gee, Pepe, I don't know.

Pepe

Ela-if I-know.