Bobo the Bear quotes from Muppets Tonight

[to Clifford] Oh, oh, oh, well: Dennis Quaid is doing great! Yeah yeah, you know: you guys really ought to do this show together, you know, well, we can call it the, er, the Dennis Quaid and Clifford Muppet Good Time Hour Featuring Dennis Quaid! Huhhuh, haa!

Ahuh, and your name, sir?

[sideways into the camera] Ah, this is going to be fun! [to Bobo] I'm The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

Oooo, and I am The Bear Currently Known As Not Amused!

Now, er, how would your name appear on my list here?

[shows The Symbol] like this!

Ooh, ok, Dr. Rorschach, I'll play along. I see my mother and a butterfly doing a mambo on an orange.

Just check the list, fool!

Pretty mouthy for a guy with no name.

Clifford

..., an incredible performer, and the most unusual name in show business, right here. [shows The Symbol]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, how many drawings of my mother are out there?

Hello everyone, Kermit the Fr... [Ernst Stavros Grouper coughs] Virgil the Monkey here.

Make the noise

Ee, ee, ee, oo, oo, oo. O.

I love this little monkey.

Anyway: I want to introduce you to the new owner of our station, Mr. Ernst Stavros Grouper.

Now, as your new owner I would like to get to know each of you by name: Who are you?

Well, I'm Rizzo the Rat

Not anymore, now you're Alfred the Worm!

What the...?

And you: Who are you?

Err, I'm Bobo the Bear.

Not anymore, now... you're... Whitley Nibbles the Television Elf.

Alright.

And, er, let's see, who, who are you?

Well, I'm, err,... Bob, and, Err,... raisins come out of my Ears.

No, you are Bill, and bubbles come out of your head.

It worked! YES!

Now, now, now. There will be a few more changes. Number One: Yellow will be known as the official color of naughtiness. Number two: I expect you all to anticipate my needs before they are spoken.

Number three.

Very good, Alfred, my obsiquious little worm.

[singing to Clifford] I hate men, I hate men, all men should die, death to al men, [to Rizzo the Rat] I hate rats too. [not singing] So what'ya think?

[confessional] Mmmm. What could we do? We had to tell her her song was great. she threatened to read us her poetry!

[singing to Bobo the Bear] Bears are killers, killers of sheep, killers of Bambi, bears should all die. Kill them, kill them. [not singing] So, what'ya think?

Er, it's a little, little, little one-sided.

So, is it because I'm a woman, I'm not supposed to express my opinions?

Oh, oh, no, no, we, er, it's, er, it's easy to dance to.

So, that's more like it.

Oh, good, Well, Will you give me the keys to the fridge now, Darci?

...we worked it out. Like all good roommates we came to a compromise.

[singing to Darci] We hate angry women, who write songs, who hate men,

One, two!

and who were raised by wolves.