Andy quotes from Muppets Tonight

Clifford

So which one of you fellows are Andy, and which one's Randy?

This job is too hard!

Muppets Tonight presents: The Hardy Pigboys in the Mystery of the Zombiequeen of the Amazon Outerspace Jungle beewoman case... Based on a novel by Jane Austen... Argh, who wrote this?

Eh, we did! ... Here we are. Andy 'n Randy Hardy Pigboys... Us, junior spaceboy-pigdetectives, marooned on a straaange planet! Because we are here to solve a mys-te-ry!

Zzzzzzzzz! Erm. Who are you?

This mystery is too hard!

Coming at you Nancy, coming at you Clancy! [Throws clubs at the Pigs]

Andy

[As clubs hit them on the head] Aw! We should have found out what juggling is. Aw!

There we go. Coming at you. Don't lose interest.

Randy

Aw. Why is he hitting us?

This job is too hard!

Andy

What? The winner of what?! $14,000,000!?!?! Well, no, thank you. We cannot count that high. [they both hang up]

Clifford

Man, you pigs are stupid! I can't believe that you just turned down $14,000,000!

Andy

Oh, we didn't. It was for you.