[Gonzo and Rizzo, having just hosted a clip show called "The Best of Muppets Tonight", are about to leave when they see Statler and Waldorf with a TV camera]
Gonzo
What are you two doing here?
Statler
Well, we just finished broadcasting our own show called, "The Worst of Muppets Tonight".
Rizzo
Really? What did you show?
Waldorf
The same thing you did!
[They laugh]
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