“Hey, hey, hey, put us on, we've got...” – Seymour, Muppets Tonight ... TV Quotes Database

[A bomb will explode if ratings drop below 50]

Seymour

Hey, hey, hey, put us on, we've got an act!

Rizzo

Are we that desperate?

Rizzo and Gonzo

Yes, go, go, go, come on!

Pepe

Hahahah, Richard...

[Seymour and Pepe perform their song for the first time on the air]

Seymour

I'm Seymour.

Pepe

I'm Pepe.

Seymour and Pepe

We're two of a kind.

Pepe

I'm a little bit forward,

Seymour

and I've got a big behind.

Pepe

Hey, Seymour, what do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Seymour

Gee, Pepe, I don't know.

Pepe

Ela-if I-know.

[Even the laugh track didn't think that was funny]

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