Miss Piggy quotes from Muppets Tonight

Clifford

You're really gonna do our show? We', that's great! But, but I thought you were busy doing infomercials.

Miss Piggy

[repulsed] Infomercials? Hahah, hah, hah, hah: it is to laugh! Moi am a star! I do not stoop so low as to do... infomercials!

[Turns on tv] Hey, Miss Piggy, They're running one of those infomercials you do not doooo...

Miss Piggy

[eliminates him] Hahahah, haah.

And not only do my Pigwig hair extensions make a provocative fashion statement - as - vous - can - plainly - see, but...they are also handy in the kitchen as a lovely pot scrubber. Look! [the pot turns her around really fast] The pot is getting so clean, I can see myself! Whoa, whoa!

Miss Piggy

[deadpan] Don't laugh, it paid for the beach house.

[to children] I'm going to sing you a song. [to Miss Piggy] In key.

Miss Piggy

[threateningly] Why, I oughta...

Clifford

Heh, heh, man, Whoopi's doing great! She's killing them out there!

My baby!

Clifford

We may not even need Miss Piggy for the final number.

Let's just hope Miss Piggy doesn't figure that out.

Miss Piggy

Whoopi's doing great, she's killing them out there! They may not even need me for the final number. Oh, I just hope that Clifford doesn't figure that out.