[Finishing watching Tony Benett and Johnny Fiama perform)
Waldorf
Thank goodness the show's almost over.
Statler
So, what happened to that blue freak on the missile?
[Gonzo suddenly flies in on a rocket]
Waldorf
Whoa! Is he alright?
Statler
I don't know. I'll check his bolts.
Waldorf
If he's got one, I'll split it with you.
[They laugh. Gonzo gets back up]
Gonzo
[Dizzy] Did I clear the chickens?
[He falls to the ground again. Statler and Waldorf continue to laugh]
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