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Waldorf, Statler and others in Muppets Tonight

[Finishing watching Tony Benett and Johnny Fiama perform)

Waldorf

Thank goodness the show's almost over.

Statler

So, what happened to that blue freak on the missile?

[Gonzo suddenly flies in on a rocket]

Waldorf

Whoa! Is he alright?

Statler

I don't know. I'll check his bolts.

Waldorf

If he's got one, I'll split it with you.

[They laugh. Gonzo gets back up]

Gonzo

[Dizzy] Did I clear the chickens?

[He falls to the ground again. Statler and Waldorf continue to laugh]

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