Kermit, Gonzo and others in “Michelle Pfeiffer”

And here is Gonzo the Great to tell us about some of our new programs! Take it away Gonzo.

Thank you very much, Kermit! Let's see, here on Monday we have Murphy Prawn,...

That's my favorite one.

...and the Single Duck in the City and his apartment full of friends...

...and for this evening's show right now we have TBA followed by the X-flies...

Ahr...er.. 'x...'xcuse me, but TBA means 'To be Announced', which means...We don't have a show for tonight!

[freaking out] What?! No show?! Oh, no, that's terrible! [resumes "normally" after a pause] Okay, on Saturday we have...